Your face drained of its color and your heart dropped as you soon realized the situation you were now faced with.
"YOU CHEATING MANIACAL BITCH‼️" The bull man screeched.
You acted on instinct, your body moving before you could even think, jumping out of the 4 story apartment. Luckily your neck broke your fall.
You wake up in a dimly lit room chained to a post in the middle of the room, your head a wreck from the fall. The smell of must, mildew, and piss fills your senses, burning your nostrils.
BANG💥
A door slams open behind you making you almost jump out of your skin.
"MORNIN' SHITHEAD" A shadowed figure booms from the dark. The sound startes you and you shart a lil. He slowly makes his way to the middle or the room, making his appearance more clear. You would recognize that virgin face anywhere.
"JESUS CHRIST ANDREW HUSSIE CREATOR OF HOMESTUCK"
He bitch slaps you with his frail pasty hands that smelled of nickles
"You shall not address me as such, you will from now on refer to me as Master Pussie Slayah 9000"
(Like the creator of homestuck was getting any bitches XD)
"Yes Master Pussie Slayah 9000" you reluctantly reply
"Now that that's out of the way" he pulls out a comically large bazooka from his crusty ass cheeks (which probably haven't been washed in a decade), pointing the barrel at your head "SING OR DIE BITCH!!!" He turns to a boombox you weren't aware of, pressing a button.
Karkalicious begins booming from the speakers and you are forced to rap along to the horror that Andrew considers rap, tears streaming down your face.
Halfway through the song you feel your soul dieing from the cringe, the light in your eyes fading. Just as you were about to give up, you were blessed with a miracle.
💥CRASH💥
Simon Cowell breaks through the brick wall beside you like the Kool Aid Man. Howie Mandell following behind him in a robot suit of metal.
"My talent senses went off, you my darling are a star"
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!?!?" Andrew shrieks
"Your bloody nightmares" Howie decks Andrew with his robot arm and Simon bites off your metal chains with his invincible pristine white teeth. "You're coming with us love" He grins lifting you onto his shoulder. You, Simon, and Howie haul ass back to your house, safely returning you to your friend.
End of chapter 2
A/N: sami was here (^_-)-☆
