It was Friday, you had just got off work and had the weekend off. You kicked off your shoes and began watching anime, you were watching some new anime called "The time I switched brains with my girlfriends dog and then got ran over by a truck. " or, ttisbwmgfdatgrobat for short.
You watched 1 episode and then realized the show was garbage. You didn't understand the hype. The "waifu" is just an weird ass annoying child like high school girl.
"Fucking, every anime, EVEN GOOD ONES, gotta to fetishize children for the fanbase." [Huff]
*ringadingding* your phone is ringing. It was your weird ass juggalo friend.
"Yello?" you say. "Hey dawg❗ D'you wanna go to this icp concert tonight? I got an extra ticket and I was wonderin if you wanted to go? I know you only fuckin listen to 4 songs from them but it'll be a fuckin blast I swear man! "
You had literally nothing else going on that night, as you were taking a year off before getting into a long term career. "Sure man! I'll be there 😩⁉️"
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚
"Yo, sorry I'm late, I accidentally took a nap lol XD. " you say. wow so random and quirky derp! :p
Your friend just stares at you. They didn't give a shit about you being late, you just are bad at jokes. (Your humor is 13 years behind)
You ended up having a really good time and every song was ironically funny. You laughed at how many white people acting gangsta were there.
You were about to walk out the door until you caught a glimpse of a different looking juggalo. He was wearing clown paint on his face like everyone else, but had these cool looking fangs and horns.
"Hey, sick costume!" You said, walking out the door.
The guy followed you outside the door and then as you were walking off with your friend, he tapped you on the back.
"ThAnKs BiTcH. bUt It AiN't No MoThAfUcKiN cOsTuMe??? " He had this deep raspy voice with a thick atlanta accent, but he also sounded like a foreinger in a way... ?
"Pfft okay then?" You laughed. This guy was really devoted. Or maybe he was mentally ill.
"DoN't BeLiEvE mE? wHy DoN't YoU sEe FoR yA oWn MoThAfUcKiN sElF!? " he yelled, getting closer to you.
𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙋
You slapped the crazy bastard in the face. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE." you yelled.
He grew even more uncomfortably closer to you. He got up in your face and whispered, "LeT mE pLoW tHaT aSs. "
He really had a way with words.
You started to blush. "I never got your name? " he just grinned a creepy grin. "GaMzEe MaKaRa. "
You bit your lip and he brought you to his place.
You began passionately making out with him and he unstrapped your bra reveling your breasts.
"OhOhO yEaH bItCh🥴 " he said Cunningly.
(¬‿¬)
𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙈💢‼️
The door flung open and a guy with a crew cut and those same horn looking things hanging off the sides of his temples, had walked in.
You quickly covered up your tits.
"uHHH... WHO IS SHE? "
𝙙𝙪𝙣𝘿𝙪𝙣𝘿𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙉𝙉𝙉𝙉
𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙏?!?!!?
[𝙀𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 1]
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