James x Reader

7

You heard someone stomping up the stairs towards your room. You hid Totodile under the covers, just in case.

"Totodile, don't you dare move or make a sound."

You figured it would work, since the two other members of Team Rocket seemed not too bright.

Besides the fact that the Meowth taught itself English.

Jessie kicked open the door to your room. She was holding a plate.

"Listen here, twerp. I don't want to get charged with child neglect, since you seem rather young, so unfortunately I can't let you starve to death."

She placed a plate and a fork on your bedside table.

"And if you don't eat it, ya spoiled brat, then you won't ever eat again!"

She started to walk out but was blocked by James who had suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Child neglect? I think you're forgetting we just kidnapped someone, Jessie. Also we work for a criminal organization with the hopes to take over the entire world. The law is the least of our problems!"

James smiled.

Jessie sighed.

"Get out of my way, James."

"Yes, Jessie."

He stepped backwards without skipping a beat.

"You work for a criminal organization with the hopes to take over the entire world?!"

"Totodile?!"

Totodile popped his head out from underneath the covers.

You panicked as you shoved his head back into the blankets.

"Er-, well, something like that..."

He mumbled.

"I don't know, I just like stealing other peoples pokemon."

He smiled.

"Well, you're honest."

You awkwardly smiled.

James stepped into your room and closed the door.

"Speaking of stealing other peoples pokemon-..."

He began to rummage through your bag again.

"Hey! You stop that this instant!"

You yelled at him.

"Make me, Y/N."

He said your name in a mocking tone.

You picked up Totodile when James wasn't looking and threw him straight at his face.

"Totodile!"

He fiercely cried while midair.

"AHH!"

James shouted as Totodile hit his face and knocked him down.

You were in a laughing fit as Totodile laughed with you and jumped up beside you on the bed again.

"Grr, and to think for a minute I wanted you to join Team Rocket..."

He angrily mumbled while scratching his head.

"What??"

"You malicious malefic madman!"

He shouted.

"I'm the malicious one? Yeah, okay, Mr. 'hopes to take over the entire world'. "

"Well, I never was really into taking over the entire world, anyway. It sounds so borrinnngg..."