Azul: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Yuu: How?
Azul: I need someone to take the fall.
Yuu: What did you do?
Azul: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Floyd, from the other room: Oh my god.
Azul: ...
Floyd: OH MY GOD!
Yuu: Make it a hundred.
Azul: Deal.
Azul: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Yuu: No, well, actually, it is.
Azul: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
Jade: Do you need help getting up?
Floyd: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
Floyd: I won a new phone in a race.
Jade: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Floyd?
Floyd: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
Azul: Hold on, I can explain!
Yuu: Really? Can you now?
Azul: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
Azul: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Jade: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Floyd: Three of us saw it, Jade. How do you explain that?
Jade: *points at Yuu* Sleep deprivation. *points at Floyd* Paranoia. *points at Grim* Delusional personality disorder.
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HumorAll these are from a quote generator, there are no ships and i may sort them by house however Yuu and Grimm will be included in each because I can. Their will be 6 each part. Characters - Yuu - Grimm - Riddle Rosehearts - Trey Clover - Ace Trappola ...