8. Diasomnia + Yuu and Grim (I can't think of any more stupid names)

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Silver: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Malleus: What's the taser challenge?
Lilia: We tase eachother, then drink.
Malleus: How do you win?
Silver: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?


Lilia: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Lilia, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!


Malleus, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Yuu: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.


Grim: Why is Silver crying on the floor?
Yuu: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Grim: And?
Yuu: They got Sebek.


Grim: You saved me! Why?
Sebek: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.


Malleus: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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