9. Just the Teachers + the shady salesman

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Crowley: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Vargas: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Crowley for dinner.
Crewel: What is wrong with you people?
Sam: Shut up, chocolate.


Crowley: Are you laughing at that video of Sam and Crewel fighting?
Vargas: No.
Vargas: I'm laughing at the comments.


Sam: Crewel's gonna kill me.
Vargas: No, they'll probably make me do it.


Trein: Guys where did Sam go?
Crewel: They got arrested.
Trein: How the hell-
Sam: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.


Sam: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Crowley: I don't want your advice.
Sam: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.


Vargas: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Trein: ...what happened?
Vargas: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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