5. Scarabia + the therapist and the raccoon dog

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Jamil: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Yuu: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Kalim: if you want information it is
Grim: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?


Kalim: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Jamil doesn't take me seriously enough.
Yuu: "Sometimes"?
Grim: "Enough"?
Kalim:
Grim: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.


Grim: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Kalim: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Grim: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Yuu, recording: This is so cute.


Yuu: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.
Jamil: way to just f*** me up on a Tuesday.


Kalim: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Jamil, used to Kalim being dumb: Sure...
Kalim: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Jamil: Okay?
Kalim: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Jamil:
Kalim: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Jamil: Jesus, that one is a little-
Grim, interested: No, no, Kalim, keep going.


Jamil: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Kalim: Not if they consent to it.
Grim: Depends on who your stabbing.
Yuu: YES??!!?

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