We got back to the house after yelling at each other for 10 fucking minutes about the directions but nun the less we made it back

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We got back to the house after yelling at each other for 10 fucking minutes about the directions but nun the less we made it back. I help her grab the bags and we take them all inside and take everything out of  the bags to separate everything "Okay there's like 30 of everything so just sort them out and put them together" she says "Is this what you always do when you buy food?" I ask her "yeah normally Xena helps me" she says "why do you buy so much food though?" I ask her "Vinnie we're Italian we eat a lot of food" she says.

As were talking I hear little footsteps running towards the kitchen"Hi Natty!"  a little girl says with a big smile on her face Natasha turned around with a big smile on her face and goes over to her "hi my love!" she says as she picks up the girl "what you doing?" the girl asked  "I got food" Natasha tells her "can I have some?"she asks "of course you can my love"Yay I want a quesadilla!" she says "you can have whatever you want love" she tells her.

"I didn't know you had a daughter" I say as I look at the little girl with a smile she just giggles "she's not my daughter she's my sister" she says laughing "oh wow you just treat her like she's your daughter" I say "yeah my mom told me that too I think I just like kids" she says "well you're really good with her" I say "thank you" she says with a slight smile "what's your name?" I ask nicely "my name is Ariel" she says with a big smile "hi Ariel my names Vinnie" I say "Vinnie works here now so he's gonna be here a lot" Natasha tells her Ariel whispers something in her ear and Natasha "maybe we'll ask later" she says laughing "I can't wait to have her kids."

Vinnie and I went to get taco bell his ass doesn't know how to listen for shit I tell him to turn and he misses the fucking turn he's so fucking stupid he makes me wanna punch him in the fucking mouth

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Vinnie and I went to get taco bell his ass doesn't know how to listen for shit I tell him to turn and he misses the fucking turn he's so fucking stupid he makes me wanna punch him in the fucking mouth. But we made it back home nun the less but either way, Vinnie's never fucking driving again. Vinnie and I are getting out all the food when Ariel comes down and he thought she was my daughter I don't know why everyone thinks she's my kid I'm only 19 and I'm also on birth control. 

I give Ariel some of the food and from my peripheral vision I can see Vinnie looking or maybe imagining something "he better not be imaging us with kids or some shit like that" "Vinnie what are looking?!" I ask snapping him out of his thoughts "Oh uh nothing I just zoned out sorry" he says "okay well you probably shouldn't do that we could get attacked at any time and you'll just be zoned out" I tell him "I'll try my best not to" he laughs "I smell food" Xena says as she barges into the kitchen "ooh taco bell yay" she says and just starts gabbing things. 

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