ladybug
"What's up bruv?" Chat noir asked me and I rolled my eyes.
"Shut up you stupid buitch."
"Ok." He shutted up.
Then cat blank showed up out of nowhere.
"YO WHATSNUP MARINETE!"
I yelled at him. "SHUT UP YOU DUMNB STPID CAT I'M LITERALLY SO ANNOYED AT YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW SHUT UP!"
He didn't shut up. "No now I'm gonna turn your mind balnmk."
"Whay."
He wolked over to me and tocuhed my brain. It turned blank.
I couldn't see or hear or process anthing.
Cat blank
I am so bored right now.
Thses amaturs are really calling themselevs superherso?
I laughed so hard.
Ladybyg was saying random nonsense and spinning arounf in circles because I made her mind blank and chat noir was mad at her so he wasnt halping her.
"How dare you mess with m'lady!!!!" He shouted
I laughed really really hard. "Sorry..... I really didn't mean to..."
"OH YEAH? WELL THEN HELP ME CURE HER!" He yelled, smoke coming out of his ears.
"ummm yeah... about that. There is no cure mate. sorry! better luck next time!" I choked, practically dying.
"What the fffffarts??!!!!! brooohh there has to be a cure, right?" he sputtered
"Well... only a ture lov es kiss can cure this type of sorcery.."
Chat noir looked at her and back at me. She was still spinning around mindlessly and chanting "we love cat blank". "Do i really have to?" Chat noir said in disgust.
"Yezh bozo." I said, on the floor, screaming puking crying from laughing.
"Ew." Chat noir mumbled. "This is crap. I'd rather kiss Chloe."
Chloe appeared. "Really?" She batted her eyelashes faster than a healthy proffesional eyelash batter would do. "Pucker up!" She made a kissy face and then start chasing chat noir.
Chat finaly gave in. "Fine." He leaned in to kiss Chlow but then ladybug woke up from her trasnce.
"Ew." She screamed at the sight, before passing out.
Chat noir cheered. "I don't hafta kiss chloe!"
Chloe cried and cried and crueid. "You suck! I'm gonna relapse to Adrien now." She bawled. Then she stomped away and chat noir got sad and mad.
"NOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T SHE LIKE TOMATO BOYYYY!"
Cat blank wanted to laugh but he couldn't.
He was passed out from laughing.
credit to denial poopsen for helping me make this
