adruien was truamarized.
his stupid dumb dad was abusig a pucnhcing bag.
"OMG! He yelled, then screamed into his pillow.
Plagg gave him a stupid look. "Shut up."
"NO! MY dad is an abuser!"
"He is also a hawkmoth."
"That doesnt frekaing matteter!" Adrien yelled back.
"ok."
"STOP ANSWERING WITH DRY ANSERS!" Adreun shouted at Plagg.
"ok."
STOPPPPPP!!!!" He wialed into his pillow again.
"Damn that opoor pillow." Plagg said.
"THE FUCK!?!? SHUT YP-" Natelie walked into the rom. Platgg ran away fro some reaon and adrien woulftve laughed at his kwamis little waddley fweet if he wasnt so depressed.
"are u ok adrien." She said in super monotone. like a robot.
"NO!" He cried. "EVERTONW IS TALKING DRYLY?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"whyd u say tat like a question." she said monotonel-y.
"huh?" Adrien asked, thenslapped his mouth. "OMG I JUST TALKED IN DRY!!"
"sometimes talking drly is better" natelir said in monotone AGAIUN.
"but wgt?" Adrine asked, siting up and dithcing his depress pillwo.
"whew!" The pillwoo thought.
"becaue.it is more simple. and smitlpicity is betrt.it keeps you from being tramarized" yesyes wise words from naytelire.
anwyay
"but. I AM SOTRAMATIZED! and tlkaint in dry isnt honna change that!!!" Afrien whined, faceplanitng bakc into his pillow.
"zamn this is so sad." The pilow thiought.
"bithc you better be joking" natielie said (OGM MADDY MOMENR!!)
"WHYYYYYYYYYY!" he wailed
"why are you tramaixed" nateile said
"cause i saw my-my-ymymymy-ymy-ymy-my-ym" adrien paused to fart. "my0-uh-WAAAAAAA-" He paused again to fart and cry. and then he sharted "oops"
"maybe go take a shit and then talk to me adrine" natelie said in monotone
so adrein got up and wetn to the bathrom to tkae a shit.
what natielei heard was some agd passing and um a lot more gas padsing and then a satisfied "aaaaah" when adrien finsihed.
"hi natiele i feel better now. aNWYASY!"
"yes"
"my dad was abusing a punching bag and thn he was abising a couch nad then a natelie and then some kambembert cheese and thenv a turtle and thn some old guy and yhen his pucnhign bag again"
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"i feel neyer now"
"ok"
