miraculous one-shots (smuuty)

max hate page

Dear Max hate page, 

     I decided to make a cult. 

It is called 'Kill Max'. Also I changed the name of my diary! I hope my dad doesn't see, because he'll get mad at me. 

Unless he meets Max. 

But I'm going to write all the things I hate about Max and than interview him so I can go into more detail and depth about my hate. 

1. When he sniffs my hair

2. When he opens his mouth

3. When he is present

4. When he breaths

5. When he isn't 6ft under

6. When he brings his stupid robots to school

7. When he randomly laughs at the cover of his diary

8. WHEN HE GETS AKUMATIZED!!!! CAUSE HE GETS ATTENUIOSN!!!!!!!

9. He is a nerd, and I hate nerds!

10. He uses too many explanation points!!!

11. When he uses percentages to describe things instead of being a normal person

12. When his average is 98%

This is my ick list:

1. When he sniffs my hair

3. When he is present

6. When he brings his stupid robots to school

7. When he randomly laughs at the cover of his diary

8. WHEN HE GETS AKUMATIZED!!!! CAUSE HE GETS ATTENUIOSN!!!!!!!

9. He is a nerd, and I hate nerds!

10. He uses too many explanation points!!!

11. When he uses percentages to describe things instead of being a normal person

12. When his average is 98%

13. When he is Max

Max makes me want to fling him off a cliff. 50 times. Multiply that by 50. And 50 more. 

Uh oh, I'm so negative that I see an akuma!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I AM ANTI-MAX! I'M USING THIS BOOK TO FIND OUT STUFF THAT SUCKS ABOUT MAX. 

I RAN AROUND THE ENTIRE PARIS BEFORE DUMB SHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG CAME. 

I got un-akumatized but was still mad. 

I told ladybug that I hate Max and I hope he dies. 

She said I should go to therapy.