sabrina the serd

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Dear diary, 

     Welcome to my diary! This diary is for organizing my thoughts. My dad gave it to me because he said the most successful people have diaries! 

I want to be smart like my dad!

Anyways, last night I stayed up late! It was later than my normal time; 21:00. I stayed up until 21:30! That is bad because Chloe said you need your beauty sleep to be beautiful like her. I did some research, and it said that the recommended amount of hours of sleep is 8h+!

I actually get 10 hours of sleep, so I must be really beautiful! Chloe gets 8 hours because she gets to school at 10 in the morning. School starts at 8 and it takes her 3 hours to get ready. 

I stayed up late last night because I was doing Chloes project in Science! Dad says I need to be a good friend, I think I'm being good enough! 

I'm writing in school right now, don't tell because we're supposed to be taking notes from a lecture. 

You know, Adrien Agreste is dreamy. He is soooo cute, I replayed his perfume ad 50 times until I memorized the exact rhythm and words and dance. 

I want to be a dancer when I'm older! Not a nerd like Max. 

Ugh, Max is so annoying! (Did you see what I did there, I used a word Chloe uses all the time!)

Max is the biggest nerd and he is so annoying and I despise him. He doesn't know when to shut up, even though he should shut up before he even talks because his voice is annoying. He haunts my nightmares, every time I'm trying to dream about Adrien he just shows up and runs his mouth about robots. This guy even got a diary that says "I am not a robot" and has a check mark in the box. How much more cringy can you get? Also I'm pretty sure I've noticed him sniffing my hair more than once. 

You know what? This isn't going to be a diary to organize my thoughts, this is a Max hate page! Made by yours truly ;)

I hope he gets sacrificed to the demon lord!

Okay bye I need to go to Science now and present Chloe's project. 

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