not rightside up | stranger things chatfic

randomness

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Joyce: So, any lucky ladies in your life?

Will: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think i'm straight so I can immediately change it.

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Mike: Okay, but I cant talk to him unless i'm sure hes gay.

Dustin: *walks over to will* Hey Will, what's your favorite tv show?

Will: Glee.

Dustin: *walks back to mike* Gay.

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Will: It cost $400 to get a therapist.

Max: ok?

Will: but it cost $0 to say to yourself "it be like that sometimes"

Max: WILL NO-

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El: Why is max crying?

Mike: She took a "Which Hawkins character are you?" quiz.

El: Oh, who'd she get?

Mike: Me.

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Will: MIKE WAKE UP!

Mike: What's wrong?

Will: When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

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Mike: knock knock

Will: whos there?

Mike: boo

Will: boo who?

Mike: no need to cry its just a joke

Will: *tearing up* Mike this is the 47th knock knock joke today

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El: I dump your ass.

Mike: ...

Will in the back: *opens twitter* LMFAOO YALL WONT GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED 😭😭

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Steve: *looking at his list* okay so we need eggs, milk, bread, chips, and can- Dustin! We do not need candy!

Lucas: uh Steve-

Steve: not now, here are the eggs. Where's the cart?

El: Steve!

Steve: what?

Mike: *running away screaming*

Max: *chasing after him, trying to run
him over with the cart while Will is
sitting in the cart, holding on for dear
life*

Steve: I am never taking you kids
shopping ever again.

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will: *doing a crossword*

will: what's a four letter word for
"adorable"?

mike: hmm what about "will"?

will: what

mike: what

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Mike: will, why are you
crying?

Will: *tears streaming down
his face* I accidentally
looked into the sun.

Mike: *looks into the sun
causing eyes to tear up*

Mike: AHHHH! IT BURNS.

Will: I KNOW RIGHT

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Will: Bad news: Max locked her keys inside the house.

Will: Good news: we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

Will: Bad news: she finds it very concerning that I know how to pick
locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too
embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because I
figured it was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.

Will: Good news: a cute boy saw me doing it.

Will: Bad news: It was Mike, and since he's already seen me fall out
of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn
small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no
matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.

Dustin:

Dustin: .....you realize you and Mike are dating, right?

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Nancy: Hey Mike, what'd you get Mom for Mother's Day?

Mike: New earbuds. So she can keep tuning me out.

Nancy: Wow. Smart. All I got her was hairspray.

Lucas: I got my mom a new necklace. Erica broke her favorite one last week.

Erica: What? But / got her a new necklace! You can't give her that!

Lucas: Well, too late, because I am.

Erica: That's not fair!

Dustin: Well, I got my mom a new cat. Since, you know, my pet kind of ate her pet, and we all know she loves that cat more than me, so...

Mike: Oh yeah, that's true. Good choice.

Lucas: Definitely.

Nancy: No argument there.

Erica: That's what you get for being a nerd.

Dustin: *glares at her*

Everyone: *turns to Will and Jonathan*

Nancy: What about you Jonathan?

Mike: Yeah, Will, you too. What'd you guys get?

Jonathan and Will: *exchange glances*

Jonathan: I mean, I put together a photo album for her of some of my
best photos.

Will: And I put some of my favorite drawings in a book.

Everyone: *stares in confusion*

Mike: Your mom actually likes stuff you make for her?

Jonathan: *shrugs* I mean, yeah.

Will: Why wouldn't she?

Mike:

Nancy:

Lucas:...

Erica:...

Dustin:

Dustin: Wow our parents are messed up.

Steve: *pops in from the other room* No duh. Why do you think I have to take care of you all the time?

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mike: Okay, truth or dare?

will: Truth

mike: How many hours have you slept this week?

will:

will:..Dare

mike: Go to bed.

will: I don't like this game.

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