In The Fast Lane

Memories

I've been there for most of Kenji's life, I'm like that imaginary friend that he didnt ever notice or interact with, so I guess I'm a ghost that follows him around, most creators could just concider themselves that

Going to the park was always fun, it would have been what, a year and a half ago now.

Kenji brought his little cousin to the park with them but everyone kept referring to her as "cheeto (/dust) child". I mean sure

You know just normal things, meeting up wondering what the fuck your gonna do, and of course, making slime. Tesco was the best, he made a pink one it looked really good, Envy made a really nice purple one, and Cheeto child made an orange one

So kenji decided to wear tights and a pair of shorts as one does, and at first it was going well, just mixing slime in a tub with a coffee mixer stick thing. But once you pick the bastard up, all goes to shit.

Yeah the slime turned into a questionable white colour and consistency, and yes, he walked around. All day. With what looked like c*m on his leg. Yay.

Now, when you go to the park, what do you normally do? Because I bet your ass it ain't pole dancing, YES A CHILDREN'S PARK

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Now, I remember these 2 girls following them, we assumed they were some of envy's fans as he was there with us.

Kenji and Tesco knew them because we went to their high school, I know, what a pain, Tesco somehow knew their names wow.

"____ you're obsessed with us" - T

"OMG BRUH WE AREN'T LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, OMG JUST STOPP" - G

She's stupid.

Now, he knew them, just not their names, so like, what does a great friend do? Threaten then with the police

"I swear to fucking God if you don't stop following us ill call the fucking police" - K

"Stop following us it's creepy" - E

Oh man were they lucky he only called his mam later, yeah Tesco called his parents, Yes kenji called his mam.

Now, kenjis dad may not love him at all, but if showing a tiny bit of affection means taking him in for 5 minutes to rip some random fangirl apart my god he will do it.

THEN, Envy did Kenji's henna after we lost them, I felt bad for Tesco, and still do, y'know guilt problems, I'm not going into detail.

After the henna dried and shit, what did they decide to do again, that's right pole dance. Yet again, Envy and Tesco were great, Kenji.. Not so great.

Now after all that, Tesco looked like he died and gave up with life after trying to get Kenji's phone to change the music they were playing. I'm fairly sure his choker was stabbing Envy and felt like Tesco was biting his thigh but oh well.

Kenji kept spinning on this god forsaken pole and felt sick, so just kinda sadly sat on it nearly falling asleep.

Then it started to rain, badly, so everyone just kinda ran under the pirate ship thing and didn't get rained on, apart from Tesco and Envy who just so happen to like pole dancing in the rain. Luckily the bitches left, sadly Envy also had to leave.

Then a girl from kenjis middle school decided she'd get her younger brother or somthing to come up and tell him she likes his shorts. Creators have the best choices.

Then some child stole the pole, so Tesco and Kenji were trying to scare her off, now I was just sitting on the floor next to kenji and after we scared the child off, THEY CAME BACK AND WHISPERS IN KENJI'S EAR

"I'm threatening you" - C

LIKE WTF, I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF, KENJI NEARLY SHIT HIMSELF, TESCO WAS JUST POLE DANCING, ENVY WAS AT HOME, AND CHEETO CHILD WAS JUST WITH THE BAGS.

Then they all left, Kenji didn't know where the fucking fish statue was and yeah, that's about it, then he just sadly talked to friends for the rest of the dag