In The Fast Lane

Race 1 And A Lil Smth

The first race was interesting to say the least, I mean, Kenji jinxed the full thing from one conversation.

"hey Envy?" - k
"mhm?" - e
"so like, you know Sam?" - k
"purple haired one I find respectively hot?" - e
"Yeah" - k
"mhm, go on?" - e
"well last time I crashed the car he fucked me, so like don't crash the car" - k
"really..-?" - e
"mhm" - k
"was it enjoyable at least? Did you do it on the car or??" - e
"Yeah fucking hell who do you think I am? FOR THE ENJOY PART-" - k
Envy just started dying of laughter I remember him collapsing at one point

"anyways gotta go flag, don't crash Tara~" - k

So, senshi was talking to Tesco, I think Tesco is scared of senshi, I dunno why

Kenji pulled the flags down to signal the start of the race.

Envy set off, Elijah was close behind him. It was almost a guaranteed win for Envy, until a little thing called irony happened.

Envy crashed straight into a wall, Envy was safe, everyone was safe, Tesco was worrying like fuck, elijah stopped and ran up to the car to help Envy out, incase the car set on fire at any given point.

Kenji started laughing at this point because he knew Envy would be worrying about Sam fucking him.

"you good?" - Se
"mhm" - k
Kenji wiped a tear from his eye

Kenji took the car to the garage with Sam and Envy

Envy, bless him, was throwing money at Sam the whole time as if he was a fucking stripper

Kenji being the great friend and worker he was just handing Sam the right equipment whilst trying not to cry (of laughter)

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AN: Hiya sorry for making this all about Envy, it was what me and him planned 5 minutes before writing this so suck it up

Fuck me it's been a long time since I've wrote an authors note

And for old times sake

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