In The Fast Lane

Ice Skating

So, about a year ago kenji, tesco and envy went ice skating. Why? No one knows

Tesco just did his own thing trying to stay away from the other two as he wanted nothing to do with them.

"yo kenji, I think Im getting the hang of this" - E
He said. Then he fell onto his face.
Kenji just burst into laughter
"you little shit-" - E
So envy grabbed kenji and pulled him down.
"hah, bitch." - E
"gasp oh my god.. Envy can swear??" - K
"shut up." - E

Envy struggled to get up, and kenji magesticly skated away, so envy pushed a penguin at him. Kenji didn't see the penguin. Instead, kenji saw ice.
"HAH" - E
"you little fucker" - K
"KENJI A CHILD JUST WENT PAST YOU!" - E
"SO!? IT'LL BE LIKE ME IN A FEW YEARS ANYWAYS" - K
"i hope no child ends up like you." - E
"YOU WANKER" - K
"Language there's children everywhere" - E
"..'language there's children everywhere'." - K
"you'll be lucky if I drive you home." - E
"fine ill get senshi to pick me up, bitch." - K
"I think senshi will agree with me to be fair-" - E
"stop turning everyone against me" - K

Kenji skated off like a child, nearly doing the splits 5 different times.
"What an odd creature." - E

Another half an hour had passed of those two just fucking around and tesco watching from the side.

"he's missing out, I feel bad" - E
"his loss" - K
"I guess" - E
"you know what would be really funny" - K
"What?" - E
"if we had a sleepover" - K
"yes." - E

So that's what happened, they drove to kenji's house so he could get sine clothes and other shit.
"hey ba-" - Se
"HI BABE, I GOTTA GO LOVE YOU BYEEE" - K
"love you too..?" - Se
They then drove to envy's place and watched monster high for about 5 hours, then decided to 'sleep'

Envy was on the sofa kenji was fucking curled up on the arm chair.

"envy, you awake?" - K
"yeah why?" - E
"i just saw like smoke come from over near you" - K
"eh?", he sat UP - E
"are you vaping?" - K
"no?" - E
"ooo what if its a ghost, lemme get one of those shitty ghost apps real quick" - K
"you are such a fucking child, hurry up I wanna see the ghost" - E
"alright got it, say cheese" - K

Kenji pointed his phone camera at the sofa,
"hey envy come here" - K
Envy walked over to him
"damn, my place is haunted I guess" - E
"this is so dodgy it's funny" - E
A green figure was moving around on the screen near the sofa
"mate turn it off I'm scared to sleep" - E
"PFFT, nah same"  - K

He turned it off and they both got some sleep, not much but enough.

Morning came.

"envy wake up." - K
He didn't. So kenji did the only logical thing and poured cold water over his face.
"WHAT THE FUCK" - E
"morning, so like, I woke up at 5am, and did my nails" - K
"eh, show me" - E
Kenji had a full set of fake French tips on
"i wont say I'm not impressed but like why" - E
"i dunno, I wanted to put some on, and I felt cute at 5am, so I put them on, what do you think senshi wil think" - K
"i think he'll love em" - E

Not much happened after that but envy took kenji home and senshi did indeed love the nails.