Kenji and envy were at a cafe talking about how hot people are.
"OKAY BUT MEN-" -K
"I KNOW RIGHT" - E
"Wait shit there's a race today-" -k
"OOOH FUCK...- YEAH" - E
"WE GOTTA HURRY, WHAT THE WEATHER LIKE?" -k
"Wet. very wet." -e
They both got into envy's car, and he drove to where the race was going to happen.
"Who are the more skilled drivers? - Sa
"Tesco and envy" - d
"What about Senshi?" - sa
"I'm not doing another race until next month" - se
"Alright alright, Kenji you're flagging I'll do some rules before someone dies" - sa
"yeah, whatever but whoever was racing today has to get swapped with tesco and envy's race tomorrow"
Kenji ran off to find his flags, Tesco and envy started talking to Sam.
"Okay, the rules, drive slowly when you get to a corner, don't try to swerve into each other, avoid all objects, keep your window wipers up, i think that's it, piss off" -sa
this was probably the only time Kenji would be somewhat fully covered up, he was wearing actual trousers for once, wow
Kenji pulled the flags down. Tesco and envy sped off.
a corner was coming up soon, luckily, they chose not to kill themselves and slowed down when turning it.
no one died, no one got hit for that matter, no one crashed, ran over a bin, damaged the car, nothing. Tesco won, envy was sobbing, and no one bet for some reason.
the hat was too wet...
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In The Fast Lane
ActionKenji, Aspen, Envy, Elijah, Daisy, Bonny, Tesco and Senshi loved doing illegal racing, I mean, why not? Nothing bad can happen right? Wrong.
