Jake English was shopping one day for some tea and crumpets, with his chum Dirk Strider (oh my god Dirk Strider). "Oh blimey Dirk we can not find any of those tea and crumpets! This is absolute rubbish!" Whined Jake. "Ok," responded Dirk. Jake then threw a temper tantrum on the floor, but thank god Dirk spotted an employee and told Jake "Hey there's an employee there brit boy." Jake turned his neck so fast he almost broke it, and scampered to the employee. "Oi laddy!" Yelled the hungry and desperate brit. The employee turned around and it was Dirk!?? The brit rubbed his eyes and looked back at where dirk was but he wasnt there, he was standing as the employee, infront of Jake! Silly brit! Jake looked back at dirk stood up and said. "Uhmm excuse me 🤓," "I need my crumpets Dirk I need my tea..." Cried jake "Nah"
