Two friends walk in the store (its a Dollar Tree). One is named Roxy Lalonde and the other is Jane Crocker "Oh my god Jane I hate gay people!" Roxy said. "Uhm what?" Asked Jane. "Jane o my gosh look jake is dead!" Exclaimed Roxy while pointing at the corpse. "Wait is that... Dirk? What the heck is he doing next to Jake's corpse?" Roxy wondered what Dirk could possibly be doing near a british loser like Jake English. She pondered while pacing aroud the aisle. "Uh Roxy, maybe don't turn around right now." Jane told Roxy. Roxy turned around as anyone would do, while being told not to (probably). Roxy screamed because what she saw was none other than.... what will be revealed in Chapter 3.
