Starting as a CPU from Zero

Chapter 3

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Starting as a CPU from Zero is a work of fiction. I do not own any of the Re:Zero characters or original stories, only the plot of this fanfic and my OC. The Re:Zero characters and original storyline belong to Tappei Nagatsuki. This is written solely for entertainment. Inspiration for my OC's abilities come from TrapMaster20 on Wattpad. Give their books a read if ya don't mind.

ARC 01

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El Fura Bold=Attack or strong shout, or Witch of Envy talking.

Chapter 3

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Meanwhile I was looking at her, and was filled with an urge. The urge to troll.

"So," I began, "Your not going to help him at all right? Then why are you already healing him? Hmmm?" "Well that... You see... He may be helpful to me OK! I'll provide a service for him and he'll have to return the favor!" "Ok Lia."

"Ok Ms. Tsun Tsun..." "What?" Nothing. I then mutter the words "Tsundere elf".

Present

Nise PoV

After the mysterious elf girl Lia finished healing Subaru she nodded to herself in satisfaction.

"Ok now he's all healed, and he can return the favor by giving information!"

 I don't think you'll have much luck with that considering he's probably unaware of her identity. I keep this to myself of course. However I do have a thought.

"Hey Puck right? Do you mind doing me a favor?" 

Lending an ear towards me he listens to my request and begins to smile...

15 Minutes Later...

"Oh, you awake?" said a voice from right above Subaru's head, with him still lying down. As Subaru turned to look in the direction of the voice, he realized that he was still lying on the ground, but had his head on something soft that was being used as a pillow. 

Responding to this divine revelation, Subaru pretended to turn to readjust so he could enjoy himself to the fullest. With a circular motion he rubbed his cheek against it and reached a feeling of absolute bliss, and far more than he expected he felt a fluffiness from the softness of the hair.

 "Wow... Beautiful girls are a lot hairier than I imagin—Hey, wait a minute!" sputtered Subaru as he faced up, this time with his vision fully recovered, and took in what was happening.

He had by now realized that he was not in a girl's lap, rather a giant cat's. I was on the side laughing. 

"I thought that at least until you woke up, I'd make you feel comfortable. You can thank me later." 

"First of all, I'd like you to stop with that terrible falsetto voice. There's no way I'd mistake a cat for the heroine." Subaru had certainly never been in a situation before where he got to use a human-size cat's lap for a pillow and, well, it wasn't like you get to experience this every day, so he decided to make the best of it. 

"Wow, this is actually really comfortable. Like, this is amazing. Now I understand why people want to love their cats 'til they go bald."

 "Well, if you're going to be this happy about it, I guess it was really worth super-sizing... Don't you think so, too?" The cat scratched at his face as if he were embarrassed and winked as if seeking a confirmation.

I immediately started to pout since this reaction wasn't what I hoped for. Emilia was on the sidelines staring. Soon she couldn't stand idle anymore. "I have questions for you and that's the only reason I stayed. If it weren't for that, I would have left you behind. I mean it. So don't get any ideas."