Chapter 4

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So what's up guys? We're back after god knows how long, with another chapter! Wooooo.....

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Ehem. Anywho, here's your chapter about a deranged clown pretending to be sane, a maid with an inferiority complex, a maid with an ego so huge the grail would get corrupted by her, and a half elf that thinks kissing makes babies.

Can't forget about my protégé!

Yeah and her pro-

Wait. Oh no.

No please no.

You should have expected this! It's not Neptunia without a little 4th wall breaking!

God dang it, she's here. Welp. Whatever I'm still too tired to fully care. We'll let you do the rest Neptune. Peace!

Aw shucks thanks. Ehem. Time to be professional!

Last time we left off, Nise was threatening murder on a clown. Don't honestly blame him, they are quite creepy. What's the need for all the makeup? Like, if you want to be funny, just do something cool but make it a fail. Or be the butt of a joke! It works for Noire. Way too well now that I think about it...

Anyways here's a refresher in case you don't remember:

Nise Pov, last Chapter

After what felt like days of walking, but was probably 15 minutes, I arrived in a dining room just to hear: "Due to your crossing paths with Ms. Emilia, I'm afraid you can't leave just yet." These words came from what looked like a clown.

"I hope that wasn't a threat. Cause if it is, I've got one of my own." Six different heads turned to look at me. I ignored those six and looked at the seventh. The clown.

"If you harm so much as a hair on his head, or anyone else I care about," I stare directly into his eyes, "I'll Kill you."

Ooh! Ominous! But yeah here's the rest of todays chapter and the important disclaimer. Copyright is a blatant offense after all.

Disclaimer: Starting as a CPU from Zero is a work of fiction. This idiot does not own any of the Re:Zero characters or original stories, only the plot of this fanfic and their OC. The Re:Zero characters and original storyline belong to Tappei Nagatsuki. This is written solely for entertainment. Inspiration for the OC's abilities come from TrapMaster20 on Wattpad. Give their books a read if you don't mind.


Present, Nise Pov

Silence. That was all that met my declaration. As it was silent, I saw the clown smirk a bit, as if he found my words funny.

"You think I'm joking?"

I say as I began to make forward, the maids that I noticed before moving to block me in response.

"Not at all. I just know I'm very safe in my own house. That is what the personnel is here for after all." the clown responded back, with that same smirk.

I see. So I need to get rid of them first. Fine then.

The maids tensed up as my hand drifted off to my side slowly.

*Bzzzt*

*Bzzzt*

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 05, 2023 ⏰

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