The Local h0rny m1lfs: alr gang party today at starting at 8!!!!
Shuichisfav: Im a bit concerned and worried for my safety why did miu say like..a normal sentence like no curse words or dirty jokes...???!!
The Local h0rny m1lfs: stfu before I harness up and show u my safety
ᴍɪᴜxx ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ
Shuichisfav: gang whattt...
ᴋᴏᴋɪᴄʜɪ_ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱᴇᴍᴏꜱ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ
Ultrizzler: guys I am so hyped for this party tonight!
Space cadet: dude this party is gonna be littt
ass ass in: stop this is not a movie stop talking like ur in one
Space cadet: awe man....
Emoking: MIU WHAT!?!? WHY ARE WE IGNORING THIS!?!?!
piano??: GUYS MELANIES GETTING CANCELED!!?!? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS IM TAKING DOWN THE MERCH RN...
Shuichisfav: WHAT?
(at miu's epic party)
kokichi pulled up to miu's house wearing a black shirt with a blue tie and shuichi went wearing all black and its totally bc he's emo yup nothing else I swear this isn't a reference to any brainrot and I swear this entire chap isn't a refrence
kokichi noticed a flag outside mius house that said 'proud floptropican' ignoring it he rang mius doorbell which for some reason the noise is set as the cupcakke moan and is overly loud "bro where is this bitch why wont she open the door ibruh-" kokichi was cut off by his own shock when miu opened the door and was oddly wearing the most basic outfit ever a red dress with black heels "what's up punks come in" kokichi and shuichi walked in but were shocked again when they saw how FUCKING BASIC their classmates looked kaito was wearing a white shirt with black pants and rantaro was wearing all black (I swear no references this isn't brainrot related at all)
"hey kaito do you know if kaedes coming?" shuichi asked and kaito responded "prolly not" -aura accidently made it awkward anyways kokichi left shuichi and went to the kitchen "bro what fucking monsterous burgers are these miu they look absolute ass"Kokichi looked to the sign that read 'you = onika ate= burgers "man...I tried my best" miu walked off to go talk to tsumugi and while walking by Kokichi heard "off topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me I was wearing a tight maxi dress an when I started talking their noses started bleeding and they called me mommy"
kokichi immediately ran off back to where Shuichi, kaito, and rantaro were and heard his fav song come on and they all immediately started dancing "GO GO GO GO HEAD SO GOOD SHE HONOR ROLL SHE RIDE THE DICK LIKE CARNIVAL WOAHHH WOAHHHH" suddenly Kokichi heard mius front door bust open and maki was there with a button "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ACTING SO BRAINROT OR ILL KILL YOU ALL minus miu bc shes hot ig....BUT SHUT UP I HAVE A BOMB"
and that's the end tehe 😝 (I lied it was most definitely brainrot....BRUH- u calling me out 😭I have thunder thighs and a slvtty waist but baggy clothes <33😕) guys again wrote this at 4 am this is probably not cool at all
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drv3 chatfic (REWRITTEN!!)
Fanfiction𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨: 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙢𝙖(𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙭 𝙠𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞) 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙖(𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞 𝙭 𝙠𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙤) 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂 (𝗸𝗮𝗲𝗱𝗲 𝘅 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼) 𝗸𝗶𝗶𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗮 (𝗺𝗶𝘂 𝘅 𝗸𝗶𝗶𝗯𝗼) this is postgame i guess...
