puff told xploshi "yeah we have a cat and garden gnome" and screamed at them to come, "GET OVER HERE BITCHES!"
they went to puff puff. the garden gnome named keemstar screamed, "LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS!!!" and the calico cat named crumb said, "meow meow uhhh"
xploshi asked puff, "what the fuck" and puff responded with, "yes"
YOU ARE READING
best crackship ever uwu (xploshi x puff)
Romanceswear warning ofc and this is satire like the first book i hate my life
