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This is how the younger sister of Stolas got tied up with I.M.P and all of its nonsense, while raising her five year old twins as a single mothe...
( Warning: do I even need to put up a warning for a Helluva boss fucking fic? )
Some of the stuff that happened in the episode will be altered a bit by Evelyn and Eric wanting to go on the mission with the gang instead of Loona and Vortex not having a girlfriend ( I'm not saying why, I ain't going to give any possible spoilers that might or might not happen ), and some other stuff.
Merita was in the back seat of the van between Millie and Moxie while Evelyn and Eric were in the trunk of the van, Evelyn was happily eating a lemon that she was given by Blitzo as a snack for the road, like an apple while Eric was happily eating a lollipop that Blitzo gave him as his snack for the road. Merita was in her imp form and she had bags under her eyes due to her not being able to sleep well sense Loo Loo Land. Blitzo was driving the van with Loona in the passenger's seat as music was playing on the radio
Blitzo: I love this song ( he said before he started terribly singing along to the song )
Merita tuned out the music and Blitzo's bad singing as Moxie was covering his ears and Millie rolled down the window to stick her head out. Blitzo drove to the office building's parking lot and was about to park in the company's spot until another car took the spot causing Blitzo panic a little as he quickly stepped on the break while everyone else was a little startled, Merita was unfazed by what happened. Merita looked out the window with Millie as Blitzo looked at the glittery pink cat with a pissed expression
Blitzo: oh, you suck for life do ya? ( He said angerly as he put a megaphone and started shouting at the owners of the car )
Merita didn't pay attention to what Blitzo was saying to the owners of the car, she just watched blankly as a succubus got out of the car.
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Blitzo: oh shit, Verosika ( he said with a surprise expression )
Verosika: Blitzo
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is- ( fell out of the van from the window and quickly stood up like nothing happened ) - three rings down!
Verosika: and I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
Blitzo: oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab, I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that bielsa juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell
Verosika: they let me out because I'm still famous ( she said as she flipped her hair ) and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups ( she takes a drink of her juice bottle and when she finished taking her drink she wiped away the juice that was on her face) so your sister says hi
