Conspiracies [Mafia AU ReaderxAlbedo]

'*•.¸♡ chapter seven ♡¸.•*'

I woke up the next day to a snoring childe on my lap and a peacefully sleeping albedo on my shoulder. I sighed, knowing i'd have to wait a while until one of them woke up.

Albedo shifted, causing me to quickly shut my eyes and fake sleep. Thankfully, he went straight to sleep. 

It was mainly childe i wanted to get up, because my legs hurt. Presumably from him sleeping there for most of the night before.

Hell, I don't even remember him falling asleep on my lap. Guess he really is affectionate. 

I'll bring that up with zhongli next time i see him, thats for sure. 

I yawned, stretching my arm since my other one albedo was sleeping on. I made sure not to hit childe, and not nudge albedo.

"I just want to take a shower-" i muttered, sighing. For a shorter male, albedo definitely was a deep sleeper. Im pretty sure childe was a light sleeper.

I raised a brow, lifting my left hand high in the air.

"WAKE UP!" I suddenly yelled, slapping childes forehead. Childe instantly woke up, screeching and grabbing my wrist.

"What was that for?!" He questioned, tightly holding my wrist. "My legs hurt." I stated blankly, making sure my point got across. Childe got the message snd sat up, rubbing his eyes.

I sighed in relief and stood up, carefully setting albedo down on the couch.

Childe walked off what i assume to do was relive himself, and i walked off to make breakfast. I knew albedo would lecture me about not having a healthy breakfast, so i made some grits, bacon, eggs, avocado toast and some biscuits.

Albedk soon woke, rubbing his eyes. "Im surprised you aren't having a brownie." He chuckled, standing next to me and looking at the food.

I chuckled, then shrugged. "Take whatever." I grabbed a bowl of grits and some bacon, remembering how my dad would make them.

I sighed, knowing the only reason i had met most of these people was because of this cruel job.

But thats reality.

I was soon brought out my thoughts to childe running past me, snatching the remote and looking for a show.

Chuckling, i made my way over to the couch, curling up and mixing the bacon in with the grits.

(A/n: this is actually really good, depending if the grits are good lmao.)

Albedo walked over with a biscuit and avocado toast, sitting beside me.

I used my spoon to eat, glancing up at the Tv to see childe sitting a bit near it. "Childe, thats gonna hurt your eyes." Albedo suddenly spoke, and i glanced at him.

"His fault." I shrugged, and albedo didn't find it funny. "It's serious, (Y/n). If hr goes blind im not helping him." He looked at me, hid eye lids slightly hooded. 

"Fine fine." I sighed, then continued to eat. I leaned back a little, for more comfort.

Albedo got up, walking over to childe and dragging back. "Hey!" Childe yelled, trying to shove albedo off him.

Childe struggled, then huffed when albedo made him sit in front of the couch.

"What do you guys want to do today? Since me and childe don't have work tomorrow." I asked, putting my empty bowl on the table.

Albedo thought for a moment, while childe started shouting random ideas.

"Go eat! Mm.. Skating!"

"Childe you can't skate."

"Oh yeah."

I playfully rolled my eyes, then laughed.

Albedo suddenly looked over. "How about we get zhongli and watch movies?"

Me and childe looked at each other, nodded, then grinned at albedo.

I then grabbed childes phone quickly, opening it and going to zhonglis contact.

"Hey!" Childe yelled, trying to grab his phone back. I smirked, pulling it away.

"Hm, interesting~" i teased, and his face went red. "(Y/n)! Give it!"

I chuckled, then started to text zhongli.

'*•.¸♡😖Zhongli♡¸.•*'

•·.·'Wallet💵'·.·•

Hiya zhongli!😚 Me, (Y/n), and albedo were having a movie day today.↚

Wanna come?↚

↛Oh, childe. 

↛Sure. I'd love too.

Sweet!↚

I'll see you soon☺️↚

———

I giggled, handing childe his phone back and he immediately looked at the messages. "WHY'D YOU ACT YO FRIENDLY?!" He looked at me, his face heating up.

Immediately, i bursted out laughing. Childe smacked my head, earning a scowl from albedo.

"This is your chance!" I grinned, putting my hands on childes shoulders, looking down at him with a grin.

"My-.. chance?"

"Yeah! It's obvious how you feel!"

Childe blushed, looking away. 

"It is quite obvious." Albedo stated, chuckling. Childe then hid his face in his hands.

I chuckled, getting up to select some movies. 

"We cam start off with 2, then select a fee when zhongli arrives." I looked over, smiling. Albedo nodded, and childe said that was fine.

A few minutes later, zhongli arrived. I quickly opened the door, greeting him and leading him to the living room.

Childe watched the brunette walk into the room, blushing a bit.

I smirked at him, then went and sat with albedo.

"Oh, zhongli." Albedo suddenly spoke, causing everyone to look at him. "Yes?" Zhongli raised a brow.

"Well, a couple days ago (Y/n) texted me. Sending me 'BBG'. What does that mean." I held my hand over my mouth, trying to hold me laughter.

Childe was struggling to hold his laughter, and zhongli thought for a moment.

"I have no clue." He finally spoke, sighing. Albedo nodded, looking at childe. 

"Do you know what it means?" He asked, and childe cleared his throat.

"It means Big-" I immediately covered childes mouth, knowing what he was gonna say.

I glared at him, then smiled at albedo. "Just forget it, albedo. Lets pick movies!"

We then spent a couple minutes picking movies, finally choosing bird box, jamangi, and a few others.

Word count: 904

(A/n: sorry this was short, it was a bit rushed.)