While playing in the background, Little Johnny kills a honey bee. His father sees him killing the honey bee and angrily says "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon Little Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off of a butterfly, so he says, "No butter for you for one month!"
Later that night as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says "Are you going to say it, dad, or do you want me too?"
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~editing~Quotes and other crap
HumorHonestly this book is just basic pickup lines, dumb jokes, and cheesy quotes.
