Daughter: How could you cheat on me
Dad: What
Daughter: oh sorry that was meant for my boyfriend
Dad: oh ok on a totally different subject do you know where my shotgun is

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~editing~Quotes and other crap
HumorHonestly this book is just basic pickup lines, dumb jokes, and cheesy quotes.
Where's my shotgun
Daughter: How could you cheat on me
Dad: What
Daughter: oh sorry that was meant for my boyfriend
Dad: oh ok on a totally different subject do you know where my shotgun is