A boy says to a girl, "so sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay but I share a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and Tomato means harder, okay?" Later at the guys house the girl is yelling " Cheese Cheese, Tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, " Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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HumorHonestly this book is just basic pickup lines, dumb jokes, and cheesy quotes.
