Person1: you were so drunk yesterday
Person2: no I wasn't
Person1: you ran to a truck and whispered "I know your secret Optimus prime.."
Person1: you started shaking a pineapple yelling "I know you're in there spongebob!"
Person2: I wasn't drunk I drove us home
Person1: no you pretended to steer a paper plate in the back seat.
YOU ARE READING
~editing~Quotes and other crap
UmorismoHonestly this book is just basic pickup lines, dumb jokes, and cheesy quotes.
