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What do I look like to you

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, what do I look like to you, a landscaper!? The next day the sink was dripping so the woman asked her husband if he could fix it and he responded"what do I look like to you, a plumber!?" A day later the light bulb burns out and the woman asked her husband " honey, can you change the light bulb" and again the husband replies" what do I look like to you an electrician?!" A few days later the husband comes home to find the grass is cut, the faucet fixed and the lightbulb changed. Very surprised he says"Honey,what happened here?" The wife replies"You know our new neighbor? He came over and fixed everything." The husband says "Honey, how did you pay him?!" "Oh you know," the wife says "He said I could either have sex with him or bake him a cake." somewhat relived the husband asks"so what kind cake did you make him?" The woman replies "what do I look like to you,Betty Crocker!?!"