Important (pls read):
This is NOT a sm*t warning but there will be mentions of breasts and nipples. Not that I want to, but... just read and you'll get it. If you feel uncomfortable about it just skip it. I have already bolded the part.
Five's POV
"Where's Josh?!" Ella repeated after me. "He's not with you guys?" I questioned. "What does it look like?!" Dolores spat. "Just... wait a minute," I said, before grabbing Dolores by the waist. I warped us back to the shelter.
"Hey—"Dolores started, but I cut her off by disappearing. Then I grabbed Ella by the arm and blinked to the shelter. "You guys stay here and get packing. Imma find that dumbass," I instructed them and warped to the palace.
"Now where would that son of a bitch be..." I mumbled under my breath. I walked in the corridor, passing multiple rooms. I walked past one enormous room, but a large blonde figure just caught my eye.
Without hesitation, I walked in the room. "Josh...?" I approached the figure. He jumped a bit and I saw Josh with a woman on the bed. And that woman looked like Cleopatra... with no clothes?
"What the fuck are you doing with a corpse Josh?!" I yelled, feeling disgusted. "What? I mean you can't blame me, she's so hot," Josh gave me an invalid explanation.
I knitted my eyebrows and decided to ignore him. I leapt towards his gigantic torso without his consent and tried to blink. Only that, I couldn't.
"Shit I ran out of juice," I muttered. "Why are you hugging me?" Josh asked, trying to yank me off. I quickly got up on my feet . "Josh, we should leave. One of the maids has already caught us red handed. We don't have enough time to escape if we don't get out now,"I tried to talk some sense in him, while ignoring the fact that there is a naked dead body lying next to me.
"But she's so hot!"Josh argued, pointing at her boobs. I winced at the sight. So much for trying to erase that memory.
"Josh, if you don't leave now, you won't be able to see more hot chicks, alright? Now can we go?" I explained to him as if he was a stubborn little boy. Josh hesitated and got up, leaving Cleo's boobs dangling on her dress.
That douche bag accidentally tripped over the cage next to him, sending the largest serpent I've ever seen flying out of the cage. "Oh crap!" "Quickly! We gotta go!" I called out. "Uh..."Josh panicked, and then decided to leave the snake alone and followed me.
We jogged to the exit but heard instinct chattering around the corner of the grand hall. "Hey! Under the table!" Josh whispered. We went to the hiding spot and saw three palace maids walking.
"So it's true? The queen is dead?" A maid with braids asked in their language. "That's what the others said. Heard she commit suicide by letting a poisonous snake bite her nipples," the tallest maid replied. The maid between them furrowed her eyebrows. "That's the weirdest way to die," she commented.
"Does it matter?" The maid with braids said. "Now the queen has died, the country has fallen. Better to keep us to ourselves, before this news starts spreading across the whole country," she added, while the others nodded with agreement.
The maids started to leave the hall, but stopped as they heard Josh sneezing. I smacked Josh's arm and mouthed 'why did you do that?' to him. "It's dusty down here, okay?" He whispered back.
"You guys hear that?" The maid with flowing hair turned around in our direction. "I think it came from the table," the tallest one answered. She walked closer to us, while the other two followed her closely behind.
"Shit they're coming," Josh panicked,shaking my arm aggressively. "Gee I haven't noticed," I hissed. I tried to warp again and before I knew it, I was at the shelter once again.
"Five you're back," Dolores greeted.I gave her a small smile. "Are you guys ready?" I glanced at the girls. Ella nodded while Dolores handed me my blazer. "Cool," I smiled with satisfaction. At least not everyone in this team is immature like Josh.
"Ready to go?" I put on my blazer. The three gathered around, grabbing the handle of the briefcase. I mirrored their movement, and activated the time machine.
In a second, a blast of blue light wrapped us and sent us back to the commission.
A/N: First off, I would like to apologise for the late update. It's just that I didn't really feel like writing. Actually, I didn't feel like doing anything for the past few days, just watching Netflix, reading Draco fanfics, eating and sleeping. I know, I sound like a pig.
Also, 500 reads? I know authors usually thank their readers when they reach 5k or 500k but you have no idea how happy I am rn. You know, I thought I couldn't even reach 5 reads, based on my experience on Quotev. I'm halfway to my goal so thank you very much for that.
Last but not least, I'm so sorry about the booby thing. But I really need to come up with the story how Cleopatra died. If you skipped those paragraphs, just know that Josh accidentally let the snake loose, and the world thinks that it killed the queen. And again, my story, not history.
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