Dave's got a dog the size of a lion
Half-wolf, half-mad, frothing with venom
It chews up policemen and then spits them out
But it's nothing to the bird I'm talking about.
Claire's got a cat as wild as a cheetah
Scratching and hissing, draws blood be the litre
Jumps high walls and hedges, fights wolves on its own
But there's one tough budgie it leaves well alone.
Murray me eel has teeth like a shark
Don't mess with Murray, he'll zap out a spark
But when Barry's budgie flies over the houses
Murray dims down his lights, blows his own fuses.
This budgie's fierce, a scar down its cheek
Tattoos on its wings, a knife in its beak
Squawks wicked words, does things scarcely legal
Someone should tell Barry it's really an eagle.
