The Black Cat- (fem!kenma x kuroo)

Chapter 1

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Ill try my best to update monthly.

Yeah so anyways, heres the story they made so far, and after i upload their story, ill continue there.

Kenma's POV First person

"....stupid...always messing things up...inconvenient...," I muttered under my breath trying to stop my arm from bleeding. The cut was a deep one but I had dealt with much worse throughout my life. At the moment, I was quite annoyed. Who wouldn't be after getting in a fight with the infamous Suguru Daishou, the lying snake?

"I swear to god..." I muttered to myself. That annoying dude didn't buy my game! And after I went through the trouble of assassinating someone for him ON MY PERIOD! I mean, the AUDACITY!! My cramps are NOT a joke, you know! Well, whatever. I want to go home.

Snap

Ugh. I think someone's following me. What a drag. Why can't these annoying men leave me alone? Why does everyone want to decide to have someone want to kill them today? Why can't the world just shut up and let me play my video games in peace? I turned around with a sigh. There stood a tall man. Massive. He looks like a skinny tree. Like the pixels in Minecraft are fatter than this guy. I hate him. I don't even know him. But I hate him with all of my heart in real life, plus in every single game I own. He has ugly hair. I don't like it. He's tall. Ew. I sigh again.

"You're Kenma, right?" he asks. "Kenma...Kozume??? Am I right? Hey, please tell me! Kuroo-sama said to take Kenma, but he didn't tell me what you looked like..." his voice trailed off as he stared into space. What's with this guy? He talks too much.

"I can't mess up" he mutters under his breath in Russian. Wait... Russian?? Oh. My. God. I look down at my phone, under my list of various people I have info on.

Just as I thought. I know this annoying giraffe. Lev Haiba. Half Russian, half Japanese. Hes yhe hand-to-hand combat specialist of the Nekomafia. Sigh. I can only guess he's here to kidnap me. Sigh. I can only guess he's here to kidnap me. Just like every other one of these "Kuroo-sama" guys' men. They've been coming at me nonstop for the past month. I think he wants to use me to help him or something. Joke's on him, I hate him already. 'Cause that's what he gets for send a tall, thin russian bean to kidnap me.

I take a deep breath, preparing for waht's about to come. I actually hate period cramps. Especially now that I have to beat this guy up. I crack my knuckles and pout. The Lev guy rushes towardd me, yelling "cause you're a girl, I'll go easy! Be prepared!"

His fist flies at my face.