Me: Hey guys! Guess what WE GET TO DO AS A WHOLE DARE?!
Vinnie: What is it, Emily?
Me: We get to do the One Bite Challenge!
Eric Singer: Cool! 😺
KellerSinger18: How does this challenge work?
Me: All you knuckleheads have to do is eat some kind of food in one bite.
Paul: *smiles* Sounds good to me. Who's going first?
Me: Well, I think we should we split into groups, so that there will be two of each in each group.
Suzy: Sweet mother of Fox! I can't believe that us girls get to watch our knuckleheads do the One Bite Challenge!
Madeline: I know right?!
Eli: ME-OW! I hope that my Petey-bear wins this one!
KellerSinger18; I guess we'll have to see how everything goes.
Me: Alrighty, you guys need to pick your partner!
All of KISS: Okay!
Groups:
Vinnie Vincent and Eric Carr.
Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons.
Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer
Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.
Me: Whoops! 😅 We forgot to add Bruce.
Bruce: *smiles* That's okay, I'll join in the Ankh Warrior and the Fox's group.
Suzy: Good Idea, Dog.
(*Bruce Kulick goes to sit down with Vinnie and Eric Carr*)
Me: Okay ole' glitter britches and dragon-breath, you guys are going first.
(*The host gives the Demon a loaf of bread and then gives the Starchild cauliflower*)
Gene: *gets an idea and uses a decompresser to get all the air out of the loaf of bread*
Ace: *cackles* No way! 😂
Eric Carr: That's cheating! 😮
Vinnie: Gene, you *curses in hieroglyphics* 😠
Me: No, it's not.
Suzy: It isn't?
Me: Anyone can do something to their food before they eat it.
Vinnie: Oh.
Gene: *easily eats the loaf of bread because it's now a smaller size after being decompressed* My work here is done. *flicks out his long tongue*
Me: Well done, dragon-breath! Now, it's your turn Starchild.
Paul: *looks at his cauliflower and tries to put the whole thing in his mouth, and nearly chokes on it, and then has to spit it out* Aw crud...I was so close.
Me: Oh well. Up next is the Ankh Warrior , the Fox and the Dog. *gives Vinnie a piece of sliced watermelon, a blueberry pie for the Fox, and one spoonful of dog food for Bruce*
Bruce: *looks at what I gave him* Dog food???
(*Everyone else is laughing*)
Bruce: This is getting ridiculous. *puts the spoonful of dog food in his mouth, nearly gags, and managed to swallow it*
Me: Good job Brucie!
Eric Carr: My turn! *quickly wolfs down the entire blueberry, and when he's finished, his entire face is covered in squished blueberries*
Me: *laughs* What a mess! 😂
(*Paul, Gene, Vinnie, and Suzy are laughing*)
Suzy: Okay, my foxy boi. Go and get yourself cleaned up. *giggles*
Eric Carr: *chuckles* Okay, okay.
(*So, the Fox gets up from where he was sitting and walks to the bathroom to get himself clean, and then when he was finished, he came back*)
Vinnie: My turn. *picks up the slice of watermelon and eats it in one one bite, and spits out the watermelon seeds in a cup*
Me: Yay! You did it! 😄 *hugs Vinnie*
Vinnie: *smiles, and hugs me back, kissing the top of my head afterwards*
Me: Tommy and Itty Bitty Kitty, it's your turn. *gives Tommy a big sized cinnamon roll, and then gives Eric Singer a banana*
Eric Singer: *unpeels the banana and eats it in one bite*
(*Everyone cheers and claps their hands in applause*)
Tommy: *smiles* My turn. *tries to eat the big sized Cinnamon roll, but nearly fails, and manages to eat it one bite*
Me: Yay! Good job Tommy.
Tommy: *smiles* Thank you Emily.
Ace: *cackles* Now it's my turn, curly!
Me: Okay! *gives Ace a small tin can Green Giant brand of green beans, and gives Peter a spoonful of some Meow Mix brand dry cat food*
Ace: ...What? I can't eat this.
Me: Sorry Space Ace, but you can't back out of this one.
Eric Carr: Just do it Ace!
Ace: Um...hehe. Okay, curly. *pinched his nose with his fingers and eats the whole small tin can of green beans*
(*Everyone claps their hands in applause*)
Ace: *can feel his stomach growling* Uh oh...I don't feel so well...*points his thumb backwards and teleports himself to the nearest bathroom*
Peter: And now, it's my turn! 😸 *easily eats the spoonful of Meow Mix dry cat food*
Me: Great job everyone! You all get an ice cream cone as a reward! And as for Ace...
(*A loud fart noise can be heard from the nearest bathroom*)
Ace: Ack...my stomach. 😖
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (35)
FanfictionThe THIRTY-FIFTH edition to my truth or dares with the hottest band in the world.
