Shima: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Suguro : It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Konekomaru isn’t
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*Suguro and Konekomaru sitting in jail together*
Konekomaru : So who should we call?
Suguro: I’d call Shima, but I feel safer in jail
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Suguro please come to the front desk?
Suguro, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Konekomaru and Shima
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Konekomaru and Shima, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Suguro: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Shima : We need to get through this locked door. Konekomaru, give me your credit card.
Konekomaru: Here.
Shima, pocketing it: Thanks. Bon, kick down the door.
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Konekomaru : You have to apologize to Shima
Suguro: Fine.
Suguro: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Shima : Don't worry, I got a plan.
Konekomaru : Alright.
Shima : SpySayWhat?
Suguro: Excuse me
Shima : What?
Konekomaru:
Shima :
Shima : No wait-
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Shima: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Konekomaru : Wasn't Bon with you?
Suguro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Suguro: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Konekomaru : Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Suguro: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Shima: edible
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Konekomaru: What time is it?
Shima : I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Shima : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Suguro: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Shima : It’s 2 am
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Konekomaru: Why are you on the floor?
Shima: I'm depressed.
Shima: Also I was stabbed, can you get Bon, please
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Suguro: Shima and I are having a baby.
Konekomaru : That's gre-
Suguro, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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