Shura: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Yukio: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Yukio: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Shura: How can you still say that?
Yukio: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Shura: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Yukio: Oh, I’m always running
Yukio: The question is from what
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Shura: Okay, truth or dare?
Yukio: Truth
Shura: How many hours have you slept this week?
Yukio:
Yukio: ...Dare
Shura: Go to bed.
Yukio: I don’t like this game.
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Shura: I was arrested for being too cool.
Yukio: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Yukio: So that’s my plan.
Shura: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Yukio: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Shura: It fucking sucks.
Yukio: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Yukio, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Shura: How?
Yukio: How what?
Shura: How could they be worse?
Yukio: They couldn’t, I lied.
Shura:
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Shura: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Yukio: Mind your language!
Shura: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Yukio:
Shura: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Yukio: This is such a bad idea.
Shura: Then why are you coming along?
Yukio: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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