Rin, Suguro, and Shima are sitting on a bench
Konekomaru: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Konekomaru sits down*
Shima: The bench is freshly painted.
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Suguro, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Shima, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Rin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Konekomaru, trembling: What are we playing
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Rin: Shit.
Suguro: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Shima: OH MY GOD KONEKOMARU FELL OFF!!!
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Rin: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Suguro: Is it me, Rin?
Rin: No, it’s not you.
Konekomaru: Is it me, Rin?
Rin: It’s not you either.
Shima: Is it me, Rin?
Rin:
Rin, mockingly: Is IT mE Rin?
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Suguro: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Shima: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Konekomaru: I personally was created in a lab.
Rin: I just straight up spawned lol
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Rin: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Shima: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Bon?
Suguro: Probably “road work ahead”.
Konekomaru: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Rin: *Screams*
Suguro: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Konekomaru: Should we do something?
Shima: No, I want to see who wins.
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*Konekomaru's helping Shima out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Suguro: How does Shima look?
Rin: A little better than you, actually.
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Suguro: Dammit, Shima!
Suguro: What?! It wasn’t me!
Suguro: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Konekomaru!
Konekomaru: Not me either.
Suguro: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Rin: *whistles*
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