ted in the monste rprom ted in prom monster

hot and heavy and wonderful vices

erika's pov:

while whacking down the hall whistel stroking my head as i carry it by the hair and iis see miranda. yuck. and damien at their lockers.

"yoooooo rickkkkk" diane in calls out. i giggle and tuck my blue hair behind my ears. please don't forget the head is in my hands

"what the fuck is upon my hoodgood dude pump muney" i giggle. he blushes even reader than his face

"what are you doing rn" he says. miranda is plucking her fins from her face and drowning bc she can't breathe rn. damnnn that sucks to fucking ducks

"goin to the history of draculas?" i respond. he does the e boy tappijg his fungers on his head eye roll (please see madison if you do not know what this means) i gasp. so gucking hot oh my god

"well i an hot. i. live. uh. hell@ " damien responds. i gasp again this time catching a fly. chewing it. swishin it around in my boca. cici walks by.

"bottoms up" they say and open their guzzle. i spit the fly into them. they chew it. with a mouth full of fly they say "hey what's in your cup. gotta couple BOTTLWSSSSl " and walk away

damien walks closer to me "oh my god did i just say that i thought you were hot out loud?" he nods as he puts his hand on my cheek. my cheek is currently expericnecijt 43th degree burns

"close your mouth you're gonna catch flies darling" he winks. "i chuckle" i chuckle.

miranda is dead in the floor

someone be please call the burn unit. like rn his hand is touching my zachimals