nobody pov. eat shit and die sluts
in a groupchat
joseph stalinmanwell miranda
mad: there's a party tonight that polly just invited me to.
cc: yo i'm down. is scotty wotty my beloved little puppy baby going to be in attendance?
erika: seek help ❤️
please tell me miranda isn't going to be there
mad: she probably is you plant bitch
cc: this energy=== SLAY
erika: i'm bringing the heat
mad: if you say damien i'm gonna throw up
erika: DAMIEN
in class with madison and she just start projecting vommiting
cc: anyone have any ear wax they can lendeth to their old goblin pal?
erika: seriously do you need help? i know a therapist
cc: at least i'm not trying to take a ghost to prom
cc: MAD TOOK A SCREW DRIVER TO MY BELLY BUTTON
mad: i took a screw driver to mine
cc: I FEEL IT DOG
i'm not going if miranda is there
mad: why do you hate her so?
erika: just give her a chance dog
mermaids killed my grandma
cc: L + ratio + curtain+ curtain+ curtain+ curtain+ curtain
mad: i think he's buffering
cc: guys did u see scott's eyelashes today
erika: no but i saw damien's first hot sexy bridge of his nose today
mad: megan you're going to see your lil fishy wishy tonight.
no i'm not hoe.
cc: i'll be there. bringing my ear wax. DADDYS GETTING ACTION TONIGHT
cc: mad please remov stour finger from your eyeball it kinda stings
erika: imporant question; say my friend was gonna fuck damien. his hot. literally. would that feel the same as a uti?
mad: drink cranberry juice? idk figure it out. i'll scoop tonight!
keep that wap bitch miranda away from me and i'll be fine
cc added miranda to the groupchat
miranda: hiiiiiiii
miranda: i mean
miranda: hey.
meg left the gc
cc added meg to the group chatmiranda: oh meg you acceeibtally left :(
wasn't and accident
cc: miranda meg has a huge crush on you!
mad: ya she was just talking about how she imagines you stroking her vines in her hair
erika: and sex
mad left the gc
cc left the gc
erika left the gcmiranda: megan. is this true
no bitch eat shit and die
miranda: oh my goodness you're so sweet?what's not clicking
miranda: can't wait to see you my little plant babyi would rather shit in my hand and clap
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