ted in the monste rprom ted in prom monster

slay

nobody pov. eat shit and die sluts

in a groupchat

joseph stalinmanwell miranda

mad: there's a party tonight that polly just invited me to.

cc: yo i'm down. is scotty wotty my beloved little puppy baby going to be in attendance?

erika: seek help ❤️

please tell me miranda isn't going to be there

mad: she probably is you plant bitch

cc: this energy=== SLAY

erika: i'm bringing the heat

mad: if you say damien i'm gonna throw up

erika: DAMIEN

in class with madison and she just start projecting vommiting

cc: anyone have any ear wax they can lendeth to their old goblin pal?

erika: seriously do you need help? i know a therapist

cc: at least i'm not trying to take a ghost to prom

cc: MAD TOOK A SCREW DRIVER TO MY BELLY BUTTON

mad: i took a screw driver to mine

cc: I FEEL IT DOG

i'm not going if miranda is there

mad: why do you hate her so?

erika: just give her a chance dog

mermaids killed my grandma

cc: L + ratio + curtain+ curtain+ curtain+ curtain+ curtain

mad: i think he's buffering

cc: guys did u see scott's eyelashes today

erika: no but i saw damien's first hot sexy bridge of his nose today

mad: megan you're going to see your lil fishy wishy tonight.

no i'm not hoe.

cc: i'll be there. bringing my ear wax. DADDYS GETTING ACTION TONIGHT

cc: mad please remov stour finger from your eyeball it kinda stings

erika: imporant question; say my friend was gonna fuck damien. his hot. literally. would that feel the same as a uti?

mad: drink cranberry juice? idk figure it out. i'll scoop tonight!

keep that wap bitch miranda away from me and i'll be fine

cc added miranda to the groupchat

miranda: hiiiiiiii

miranda: i mean

miranda: hey.

meg left the gc
cc added meg to the group chat

miranda: oh meg you acceeibtally left :(

wasn't and accident

cc: miranda meg has a huge crush on you!

mad: ya she was just talking about how she imagines you stroking her vines in her hair

erika: and sex

mad left the gc
cc left the gc
erika left the gc

miranda:  megan. is this true

no bitch eat shit and die
miranda: oh my goodness you're so sweet?

what's not clicking
miranda: can't wait to see you my little plant baby

i would rather shit in my hand and clap