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mega pov:

"eat glass!" cece calls to me.

as i strut my walk down the hall, someone grabs my shoulder. i whip around. not even worried about it

"heyyyy megan!" miranda says. smiling her stupid little fucking bitch ass mother fuck smile.

"no miranda." i say turning around and walking. she walks next to me. her flippers snaking the floor.

"sooo how have you been?" she start. i look at her and say "die!" as i smile.

"oh meg you're so funny!" she says laughing.

"so. i heard about this party..." she starts. i stop in my trrickity tracks.

"im reporting you." i state. dead ass

"you can't report in person." she smiles.

"no girl to the police." as she starts rattling comes from the locker next to me. sounds like rats are inside. or a person idk.

"i was also wondering if u could help me in human history. i'm so bad at it uwu." she pours. i sigh.

"give me 2 nickels, a lightbulb and a used condom and you gotta deal." i sigh and sigh even louder then finish it strong with a sigh

"perf. !" yaaaaas" she hugs me and suddenly i'm wet. like water wet not wap

"see you tonight." she says and runs away backwards. i don't know where i'm meeting her girl.