el fiesta

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by Mac394

by Mac394

at the party

erika's pov:

i'll walk into the party it's on addison lane and there's wayyy to many people. i grab a pitcher of jungle juice and pour it down my neck hole so i can't take it. i shove my head into my knee pits.

cece runs up to me backwards but their head is for wears

"so soft and i are dating." they said. shaking his hands downwards.

"oh? what did scott say. how did it happen?" cece taps their foot and smiles.

"well it didn't yet but the coven said that they can see...somethint...in my future!" cece giggled

"ya? who did they say?" i asked setting my head down on a log. liam sat on it

"theysaw a vampire." cece muttered. i turned my body. not my head still under liam's ass.

"no it's gonna be my scotty wotty lil bimply pumply puppy!" cc jumped straight up in the air and smacked their head on a tree.

"he doesn't even care that im a felon!" cece said. i crunched my eyebrows.

"what are you a felon vor " i asked

"war crimes. tax fraud. public execution. public intoxication. sterling a plan. crashing a plane. burning the evidence. arson. running from the coppahs. stealing a cop car. crashing a cop car. burning the evidence. j walking. theft. shoplifting from a thrift store. crimes against humanity." cece says. scott walks by and ceces jaw literally smacks the floor. they slammed their jaw onto the floor.

the row him back across the hutson. i get a drink.

cedes pov:

i started talking to my beloved scotty.

"yoooo dog" he says. he's flirting with me obviously.

"hey scotty! wanna drink?" i asked handing him a cup. he started lapping it up

"so i was thinking about prom..." i start. he looks up

"it's on a full moon. i'll be a wolf. and being a wolf makes me hoooorrrrnnnyyy" he says fist pumping. i bloosh

"i mean. why can't you go as a wolf?" i said. he shrugged

"i can but i would need to be in a cage." he said shoving a beer can up his

"oh hehehehehehehehehehehehe i can bee... in the cafe with you..." i said sucking my thumb

"ya! that's awesome BRO. you're such a good friend. gotta warn you. i get realllll horny while in the wearwolf. " he said spitting his beer into his eheboll

"oh that's okay!" i said blushing

"you're like a brother to me cece!" he said before running full speed backwards on his hand into madison.

"cc control your mutt!" cc said. wait fucki cc is reading this. i said. no MADISON SAID

"mad you're a dumb fuckin voodoodooodidodododododododododod doll and your name has doo in it so you're a fuckin doo doo head." i said to her

"nice- oh my god is this the This is America song?? I love mature gamblino!!" she says pulling her ear lobe. my ear lobe got pulled and hit the floor