Is there any other Direction?

I am too cool!

"Ah," Sasha swooned, lying down on my bed, "Did Harry really carry me to the car yesterday or was it all a dream?

"Do you want the truth or a lie?" I said for the fifth time that day.

"Oh I think I might faint of happiness," she said in a breathy voice.

Oh great. Juuust great.

"Oh the memories," she swooned. "Oh the happy thoughts that come to mind. Let's see. Liam called you his friend, Harry called you a princess, they ALL spoke to both of us, Harry and Zayn both said I was breathtakingly gorgeous and Liam offered to host your party."

Yeah yeah, I thought. I am just trying to read my book! Seriously, Mellington Hall by Meredith Resce is one of the most amazing things that I have ever read. Wait. I don't remotely remember anyone calling her breathtakingly gorgeous. That girl!

She suddenly sat upright. "Wait! Liam offered to host your party and you said no! Oh my FLAPJACKS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" She yelled.

I held my hand up in front of her face and said, "Just wait a sec before you continue spazzing at me, I'm at a good part."

"AAAArrgghhh!" She yelled and flopped back down on the bed.

I ignored her and continued reading. Just then my phone rang. I sat up to get it and saw that it was a private caller so I ignored it. Five minutes later it rang again. I ignored it again. After it had rung for the sixth time in a row I was getting seriously annoyed so i just decided to answer it.

"What do you want?" I yelled in the reciever.

"Uh I just wanted to ask you a question," said someone with a recognisable accent.

"Louis how the rainbow did you get my phone number?"

"Did you just say how the rainbow?"

"Yes, yes I did. Now answer the question." I noticed that in the time between I said the name Louis and asked that last question Sasha had mysteriously gravitated toward my spot on the floor and was sitting next to me.

"When you and Liam went to get sandwiches and wash your hands I stole your phone and texted myself and saved your contact as girl who is crazily in love with me."

"Louis!"

"I'm joking! I'm joking. I saved it as sassmaster from down under."

"That's better."

"What did you save me as?" He asked.

"You only just called, I haven't had a chance to save you in my contacts."

"But you're gonna save me as sassmaster from doncaster right?"

I sighed. "I guess so. Anyway, why are you calling?"

"You didn't answer Liam's question."

"She would love too!" Sasha yelled in my ear.

"OWW Sasha," I screamed. "What the rainbows was that for?"

"So that's a yes then?" Louis said.

"OF COURSE ITS A FREAKING YES! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Sasha yelled.

"So that's a yes? Good. Bye Maddie, bye Sasha."

"By Louis," Said Sasha.

"Wait whaaat?" I said in confusion.

Louis hung up.

Ok then. Moving on.

"So Maddie," Sasha said with a cheeky smile on her face. "Are you excited tha Li-"