Is there any other Direction?

The Concert

"Woooooooohhh!" Sasha's screeched, probably deafening my right ear for life.

"Will you shut it?" I tried to say but was drowned out by the sound of the other thousand or so odd girlsi. screaming out the band member's names as the countdown started.

"Five! Four! Three! Two! One! WOOOOOOOOH!" They all screamed as the boys came out, while I stood there blocking my ears. They had started singing but it was difficult making out what song it was by the noise coming from the girls mouths, but I'm pretty sure it was 'Na Na Na.'

Soon the sound of people singing along to the music came to my damaged ears and I started getting into it as they sang 'What Makes You Beautiful,' 'Tell Me a Lie' and 'Everything About You.'

At one point in the concert, well actually many points, I noticed the boys smiling, pointing or winking at Sasha and I and once, when Harry pointed to Sasha in WMYB the girl on her right screamed out that Harry Styles had pointed at her and promptly fainted. This generation is seriously mucked up.

My favourite part was when they all sat down on the couch and sang 'Moments' and their new single, 'Little Things.' It was a whole lot calmer then, and I was able to unblock my ears without suffering severe damage. I also liked how at the end, the answered some people's twitter questions, and i'm pretty sure one of the girls almost fainted when Zayn read out her question; does Niall have a pair of lucky underpants. Also, another girl, she was four seats to my left, she was sitting in row 1 seat D, and the boys thought it would be funny to choose her, to see how many people would notice.

It was a pretty awesome concert, despite the fact that I may now have to go to surgery to fix up my damaged ears. And Sasha may need to go as well, but instead to fix her vocal chords.

We were escorted out of the venue by some seriously muscled bodyguards and we were led around the back to their dressing room.

"Sasha!" Harry yelled, coming over to give her a big, sweaty hug.

"Harry!" she yelled back, "Get off before I drown in your putrid sweat."

"oh." he backed away sheepishly. "Sorry about that."

"So girls," Liam asked. "Did you enjoy the concert?"

"No." Sasha replied, a completely serious look on her face. I stood there slightly puzzled. From the damage in my right ear, it sure sounded like she enjoyed it.

The boys looked slightly downcast but then Sasha suddenly jumped up in random circles screaming, "I FLAPJACKING LOVED IT! IT WAS LEGITLY THE BEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN TO! Besides my seventh birthday party," she added as an afterthought.

The boys brightened up immediately, all except for Zayn, who passed a $10 note to Harry, who immediately pocketed it. I sent a puzzled look to Liam who mouthed, "I'll tell you later."

"So Maddie," Louis asked excitedly, "Did you enjoy the concert?"

The boys all turned their gazes onto me. "Uhm, y-yeah," I stuttered. I was never good with being the centre of attention. especially if the attention was being given by five boys with amazing looks (A/N and yes Izzy, their hair is awesome too.) and talents, not to mention they're famous and it was only just dawning on me now. I got a hold of myself. "Uh yeah, it was very uh excellent! A-and you guys are really good singers but it was slightly difficult to hear because of all the half-crazed girls," Harry and Zayn snickered, "yelling in my ears. I think my eardrums are damaged for life."

"Don't worry Maddie!" Louis yelled, "Superman to the rescue!"

Oh great. My life is now complete. Whilst I was thinking about how immature Louis was, and about the awesome pranks that we could play together, my phone started ringing.