After they had left I stormed up to Sasha, forcing her into a corner of the loungeroom, and shouted at
her, "Why did you invite them here? Liam almost killed me! And that awkward conversation with Zayn about..." I trailed off and shuddered.
"What?" she said, "it wasn't that awkward, he only mentioned that one thing with Perrie."
"And the magazines and the restaurant and the snails and the baba ganoush!"
"Well the paintbrush and sack of woodchips were more important than the snail or the baba ganoush."
"Oh just leave it," I sighed. "Well you didn't mention Liam trying to kill me eh? What about that one?
"He wasn't trying to kill you," Sasha shot back, "He was only trying to get you out of your hyper mood, and i'm happy to say, it worked!"
I just wasn't really expecting that," I sad with a defeated tone. "I was just rocking out on singstar and BAM! Hello! And then BAM! I'm gonna tickle you! And then BAM! Let's talk about random stuff you might find awkward! And then BAM! Bye guys, live long and prosper!"
"Ok," Said Sasha, "I probably should have warned you about them coming to visit."
"Hmph," I sniffed and turned away.
"I have chocolate in my room," she offered.
"Last one there's a rotten egg!" I yelled while racing out into the hallway.
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"So girls," Nanna said, scaring us half to death as she had come up behind us while we were snacking on chocolate. "I was having my afternoon nap when I heard some strange screaming noises coming from the loungeroom so I went to investigate and I saw a young man tickling Maddie here and then suddenly stop, threatening to tickle her again if she didn't say he was a genius. Then they went into your room, where I found you two with three young men, having an awkward conversation about snails and a bag of wood shavings.
I glared at Sasha. If we got into trouble it was her fault, and she would owe me four Caramello Koalas, if they even had them in England.
"W-well," she stuttered, those g-guys are from uh the uh b-band that we uh went and saw on Thursday, and we invited them over-" She saw me giving her a death stare and quickly changed the last part of her sentence saying, "I mean, um I invited them over to hang out and." She paused for a second and then said, "are you laughing?" to Nanna, who was indeed, trying to stiffle laughter.
She breathed in slowly for a second and then said with a smile, "Relax Sasha, I know those boys were from One Direction, and i'm completely okay with you guys hanging out, it's just next time please ask me before inviting famous people over, I didn't even have time to clean the house!"
This time it was my turn to stifle laughter as Nanna let out a dramatic gasp and clutched her heart – normally I would be worried, but in this circumstance I knew that she was just being melodramatic.
Sasha sighed in relief but as Nanna and I kept laughing, she started to get annoyed. "Why did you do that?" She asked, her hands tapping dangerously on her thigh.
"What did I do?" Nanna asked with fake innocence. "I just mentioned that I saw you with three boys from that band; what were their names again? Narry, Nayn, Niall, Niam and Nouis?
This was the last straw. I burst out in laughter and fell to the floor as Sasha let out a scream of frustration and stormed out of the room, slamming the door on the way.
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FanfictionMaddie is a seventeen-year-old girl who is accidentally put on the wrong plane. Instead of flying to Bali with her Mum, Dad and Brother, she gets flown off to London, England. Whe she lands, a series of strange, sad and wonderful events take place...