The backpack gasped. "Wh-what? But I'm the backpack!"
dora glares.
"i'll just shut up now.."
suddenly, a yellowing piece of paper pops out.
"eWWWwWWW" it screeches. "i'M a mAtErIaLlLl gUrLll. wHy tHe hElL wE iN a fOresT, bIyCh?"
dora examines her 7" nails.
"aLsOooOoOoo, yEr nAilS? aDoRRRRRRrrrBs."
"please shut up, map." dora asks politely. "now tell me, how do we bury a friend?"
backpack gasps again.
"wEll, bAcKpAcK wOuLd gIvE uS a sHovEl!" dora stares at the map. it backs up. "map. we have to hide the body."
baldi awakens.
"hIi friNENDnds." he screeches.
dora hits him with the hilt of her knife. "correction, first we kill him."
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dora looks at the readers, murdrous intent in her eyes. "and you are next yohefu insolent lettle riders" she smack all you with bigb stick from pocket with is really a nife. boots comes and they now mak out because thee can. then booth die. ehheheuhuahtr6AYIfyrYdfuhHIUhuhuhUh
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dora fanfic
Fanfictionmainly satire bruh but I made it on discord so it counts ig mainly just a warm-up before my book a collaboration between friends on my discord server
