The amusement park strikes them as drab. And ugly. Abandoned, for sure. It was perfect. Dora treads in, her eyes wide. "Gosh, guys, this place is absolutely beautiful." The perfect place to dump a body. "Hm, guys, we should dump a body!" Dora exclaims. Map dances. "YAYYYYY! i wANnA dUmP a bODy!"Backpack sobs. "noooOOoo pleaaase. dora, i'm required to add a safety measure that restricts you from murdering anyone else."dora takes off her backpack and glares at it. "YOU BETTER UNDO THAT, YOU SON OF A MOTEHR"backpack shakes its straps and sighs "noppity."dora tosses backpack over the cliffmap gasps. "oHh mY gOSsh!"
dora finds a beautiful girl.
map swoons. "aw, she's beautiful."
dora nods and dances with the girl for a few minutes.
the girl smiles, her bright teeth reflecting off her dark skin.
dora's expression changes. "yOU'Re NoT wHiTE! you are now sOy dEaD!"
the girl shrieks.
dora grabs her and mauls the girl.
dom toretto comes back. "Racism."
map nods. "dora, you're not white either."
the half-dead girl sniffs.
"racism." she whispers.
dora hits the girl over the head and she crumples to the ground.
the girl wakes back up.
bloodied, half-dead, and very not white. "DORA THE EXPLORER IS A BRUTAL MURDERER AND IS ALSO REALLY GAY"
dora stabs the girl in the jugular vein. "you forgot cAnNiBal."
the girl gasps and dies."I CUT HER THE PROPER WAY! NOW SHE's HALAL TO EAT! I'LL DUMP HER BODY PARTS TAHT ARENT YUMMY HERE!"
dora cuts off the legs and the arms, and the head, taking out the eyeballs before tossing her torso, eyeballs, and hair in the middle of the park. "a great place to dump a bodY! i'm hungry. craving cotton candy."map grins "yEesES! cotton candy!"
dom toretto nods. "bAcKpAcK bAckPAck!"
backpack appears, tattered and ripped. "y-yes...?" he rasps. (edited)
dom toretto swallows. "we need a cotton candy machine."
backpack gasps. "OH MY GOSH DOM TORETTO HIIII"
dom toretto waves silently and blushes really hard
"i'm so so ryy i look like a mess um...i'm yo biggest fan and i love you thats why i havent married anyone yet...i relaly love you will u marry me?"
backpack kneels on the floor and holds out a strap
dom torettto swallows again and nods, a heartbreaking smile crosses his face. tears stream down both of their cheeks. "i-y-yes."
they [censored] and run away together forever happuly ever after
map watches. "aw. this is so cute."
dora gags whiel chewing on an index finger. "ew, no. left pinky toe?" she holds it out to map.map nods and snakcs on the toe.
they make cotton candy out of raw arms and eat it happuly
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I swear a I shall make booth and dora cnanon in dis thing just for random reasoning an making plot inetersing or whateverhabd but yea this is tiring gabuy ;;)000)
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dora fanfic
Фанфикmainly satire bruh but I made it on discord so it counts ig mainly just a warm-up before my book a collaboration between friends on my discord server
