One-Shots Marvel women/cast

stupid questions S.J ❤️

you are scarlett's daughter, aged 17 and up
info - your mother gets all the stupid interview questions and you answer for her.
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interviewer "were you able to wear any undergarments?"
scarlett "your like the fifth person that asked that's has asked me that.. what is going on"
scarlett "since when did people start asking each other about their underwear"
y/n "i'll ask a better question. sorry mate i'm taking over you have shut questions"
the interviewer looks stunned
y/n "really quick, my mother is the most hard working woman i know, and out of everything you ask her, you ask about her underwear"
y/n "okay mama, how did you find the training for the role on natasha. was it something you enjoyed, how did you embody the role of natasha"
scarlett "thank you baby. now i'm sure all of the real fans what the answer so i'll answer, i really enjoyed getting to know and understand natashas fighting style, it's different to any role i've done before, she has a really good story from what i've seen so far and it's an amazing opportunity. to the second part of that question, i did really enjoy it, it allowed me to really learn something new and understand what really goes into the fighting and portraying natasha. to the third part of your question i embodied the role of natasha by really trying to map out her mind set, knowing her past and what she's been through i wanted to make sure i took all that in board and out it into my acting and fighting so people can see her training but also the underlaying troubles she has."
interviewer "so y/n your next question? since you have taken over"
y/n "no you may continue, anymore stupid questions and i will tho"
the interview continues
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your mother is on a panel for avengers.
interviwer " And the scarlett, to getting into the shape of black widow, did you have anything special to do in terms of your diet"
robert "if i've learned anything it's that people are much more interested in the second question to scarlett then any answer i give "
everyone laughs
scarlett "you know i was just going to say that. very thing, that's so funny how come you get the like really interesting existential question and i get the rabbit food question."
scarlett "uh i dunno, yes. your training and doing all that stunt work so eat a lot of green things."
you "you know my mother is the hottest woman on the internet so far these past few years, so it doesn't matter what she eats or doesn't eat. she works her ass off to make you guys happy with the movie and you shitty interviewers also her shitty questions. my mother does crazy stunts and has an amazing character and might i add does an amazing job at it. ask her about those instead, like if someone walked up to you in the street and asked what do you eat you would think they're crazy, you wouldn't ask anyone else about here diet so why my mom?"
the crowd goes silent and scar gives you a thankful smile and lays her hand in your knee.
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interviewer "my father likes you, my boyfriend like you all men like you"
scarlett "yesss! i finally got them, all generations"
scarlett "i love my male audience, i'm always happy to out out films that garner a strong ale audience but i've got to say when girls come up to me and say ahh i love that movie, i think girls really want the approval of other girls. guys think we dress for them but its really not we actually do it for girls."
interviewer "really?"
scarlett "i would much rather my girls say ohh that's a cute dress than have a guy go uh i like your dress"
you "yeh the amount of girls i went through school that say my mom was there gay awakening is unbelievable. also i think guys are to big headed like, damn my mom doesn't wear what she wears for guys approval she just wants me and rose, or her girl friends to say damn scarly you look hot, guys need to take it down a few notches. like damn josh i don't wake up and think i'm going to paint my eye lids blue so josh will like me, or my lips are going to be glossy today so dave will like me"
scarlett is now in fits of giggles
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and now the interview i personally hate the most, the one where scarlett gets groped.
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i'm watching my mom walk around and so interviews, i watch as the guy is groping my mom, instantly see red.
i storm over to the guy and grab his hand standing inbetween him and my mom.
you "what the hell do you think your doing?"
the interviewer stays silent.
i knew him in the balls and i see the red light on the camera go off.
you "oh so now the camera goes off, no turn it back on people need to see this"
the red light goes back on
you "so you think it's okay to grope my mom huh?"
interviewer "she said i could"
you "no she laughed nervously and clearly was uncomfortable"
you "she never gave you consent. you have just publicly sexually assaulted my mom. try touch her again see what happens"
and this dickhead goes to grab my moms boobs again, i punch his square in the face and he land in the floor with a thud, he's out cold.
you "he will be hearing from our lawyer"
you "are you okay mom?"
scarlett "yes thank you honey"
i kiss my mom on the cheek
you "i'll be watching if anyone tries anything else"
you "im getting you a new manger and a new security team, yours are shit"
scarlett "i don't think you need to do that, i have you"
scarlett "right, off you go honey i love you honey bee"
you "i love you to mom"
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now the whole cast is sitting around on set for a new avengers movie chatting about you and scar.
chris H "so y/n you have gone viral for standing up for you mom"
you "interviewers are stupid"
scarlett "yes they are"
flo "my personal favourite is when you socked that guy in the face"
lizzie "ohh he definitely deserved it"
robert "it got to a point where before asking scar a question the interviews would look around the room for y/n. or they would nervously look at y/n knowing they where going to get some sort of snarky remark from her"
y/n "if they are nervous about they question then they shouldn't be asking it simple"
y:n "you are taught from birth was appropriate and what's not, clearly they where raised wrong"
flo "your very sweet but remind me not to upset you or your mother i do not want to be on the other end of that"