★ 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 !
• a fake girl group created by yours truly
When Bighit Entertainment finally decides to
break their girl group ban to debut nine girls,
in order to compete with other girl groups in
the kpop market
...
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💬 KIM JAEIN: "I think Maddie's dad is a complete DILF! Like Daddy Hader is so fine looking."
💬 MADDIE HADER: "Your honour, they are not serving cunt here. Like no cunt in sight, it's saddening."
💬 PARK SUNHEE: "She's serving GingaMingaYo realness."
💬 HASHIMOTO YURINA: "What's that famous saying? Let's get two birds stoned at once?"
💬 KWON DAEYOUNG: "I'm so awkward on American talk shows. Every time we appear on one, I'm just looking at my members like get me the fuck out of here."
💬 BELLA CHOI: "Today, I had to teach Aria had to peel a banana properly because she's been doing it wrong her entire life."
💬 ARIA SEO: "I'm ashamed to be associated with such uncool people. It's kind of embarrassing."
💬 MADDIE HADER: "I wanna see Ted Cruz's real birth certificate because my man is definitely the zodiac killer. He's shifty as hell, don't deny it."
💬 HIROKA RIKU: "Sometimes people call me the useless member of the group but at least I'm still getting a pay check."
💬 CHANDLER XU: "People think I'm a fashion icon but I can assure you that I dressed myself in the dark this morning, so is that really someone you want to set trends."
💬 BELLA CHOI: "I think ten years of my life have been shaved off after having to witness that atrocity."
💬 KIM JAEIN: "I can balance a plastic chair on my head for at least a minute."
💬 HIROKA RIKU: "If being an idol doesn't work out for me then I'll just sell feet pics on the Internet."
💬 KWON DAEYOUNG: "MBC made us perform on a slippery stage and I fell down hard on my ass. I will literally sue them, I have the money to do it."
💬 ARIA SEO: "I hate when I get asked if I've had plastic surgery. If I did then I wouldn't look so ugly."
💬 PARK SUNHEE: "I was gonna get this hat but than Yurina told me that I looked like a soccer mom who owns a mini van and I can't do it."
💬 BELLA CHOI: "I was gonna do a livestream on Instagram yesterday but I woke up and had an identity crisis and decided that really wasn't the mood I was going for."
💬 KWON DAEYOUNG: "I called my dad on the phone, crying about my extensional crisis and he laughed at me. What did I do to deserve this?"
💬 MADDIE HADER: "I love when my dad talks about the city he grew up in like.....My man, you're from Oklahoma, there's like four cows in that state."
💬 HIROKA RIKU: "I don't know what's gonna happen next but I do know that I'm about to go the fuck home."
💬 CHANDLER XU: "We're doing this only for the girls, the gays and the non-binary babes."
💬 HASHIMOTO YURINA: "I hate when the American interviewers tell me that my English is good. Like bitch, I'm from Chicago! Of course, my English is good!"
💬 MADDIE HADER: "I don't wear white shirts because I look like a sheet of printer paper!"
💬 PARK SUNHEE: "Oh, look! I found something for Maddie. SPF 1000, for the whitest of white."
💬 ARIA SEO: "I've decided that I should give back to the community and I'll being doing that by selling Bella's clothes on the Internet."
💬 HIROKA RIKU: "Disturbing fact but Jaein peels lemons with her bare hands and eats them like she's insane?!"
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