Chapter 4:So, anybody has a dictionary?

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Ainz Ooal Gown was now officialy the leader of Nazarick's new name. Than he made a fake one, which he clearly formed from his original one, Momon.

The reason for this was one and one only, Ainz planned to go to the guild and reguster as a adventurer. Having nothing better to do Kumagawa cane a along with another adition, which was not Albedo this time. Shame, he'll miss annoying her.

The adition was a girl with black hair tied in a ponytail and black eyes. She, unfortunately in Kumagawa's opinion, has gave up her maid outfit for a more common looking one. Her name was Narberal Gamma.

She was not the only one who has done so

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She was not the only one who has done so. Ainz wouldn't be able to just enlist as a aventurer like his usual self so he has gotten a black warrior armor, a item capable of exceeding his class's limitation and making him able to fight like a warrior rather than a magic caster. He has gine a step further and has casted illusion magic so when his helmet is off he'd look like a handsome middle-aged man to others rather than a skeleton.

Ainz looked at his right where Kumagawa walked by his side. He has also doned a disguise, although unlike him they were just clothes without any special proprieties and had only served to hide his face.

Ainz saw no problem with this, from the skill he saw Kumagawa showing from the moment they meet he could fill any of the classes, be them physical or magic based. His new friend has wore a black kimono together with a white mask with no mouth and two tired that looked like it was crying.

Kumagawa:[So what do you think?]

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Kumagawa:[So what do you think?]

Ainz:Well, I think it's pretty good.

Narberal:I agree with Ainz-sama. If I may say so...it looks cute.

Kumagawa:[I see. Well, as you go with this reverse theme by being a swordsman I wanted to put something like that in my appearence too.]

Ainz:Ah, so that is the reason for the mask. And Narberal Gamma, do not forget that we're not our real selves anymore. I am just the adventurer Momon and you're my dear companions, Nabe and...Kumagawa, did you think of a name?

Kumagawa:[Oh, I got one! Don't worry, you'll find out when we get there...]

Ainz did notice that Kumagawa had a touch amusament in his voice. He wonders why he'd be so amused of his name, but ignores it because it was his decision alone to make and he'll respect that.

Narberal:Understood, Momon-sama.

Ainz:no such honorofics, call ne just Momon-san.

Narberal:Very well, Momon-sa.....aaaan?

Ainz:Momon-saaaaan? What's that, some kind of toungue twister!?

Kumagawa:[Well, I guess it's not so easy when she did that her entire life.]

Ainz:Oh, we're here...

The three entered the room and were sokn fixated by stares. Narberal's eyes furrowed into a glare and was ready to take her sword out, but was stopped by Kumagawa gripping her hand.

The maid made a affirmation noise and let go, surprised by the minus's strangely warm touch. Albedo had once exclaimed his body should be as stone cold and insesible as his heart, but she doesn't see it.

While their little silent coversation happened Ainz was already done with the formalities. The receptionist was almost finished with their registration.

Receptionist:Very well, Nabe-san, Momon-san and...?

Ainz can't see Kumagawa's face because it was hidden behind the mask, but he can practicaly feel his face gleaming. Aside from that clear smugness was rolling off the minus's words.

Kumagawa:[Shihime Iihiko.]

Kumagawa needed all the auto-control he had to not just roll on the floor laughing. He's sure that if Iihiko was in the room he'd give a scoff of annoyance and look away.

Although he did think it was the only appropiate name. Ainz said he was gonna try to make it look like they were heroes and while there were many heroes in history and fiction alike, Iihiko was the only hero he actually liked. He really wonders what was the destroyer up to these days?

Receptionist:I see, here are your copper plates. As you advance in rank you'll get new ones, the highest one being adamantite.

Ainz nodded and left with his companions to their room. A gruffy adventurer trued to trip him on the way there, what a rude guy.

Ainz might not be a talented warrior and his swordmanship might be seen as him swinging his sword like a bat, however, he was much stronger than a normal human. This lack of informations lead to Ainz not being the least bothered by the attempted assault and the adventurer breaking his leg.

Adventurer:Ouch! Look what you have done now!

Ainz:I apologize, is there something I can do to make it up to you?

Adventurer:Well...the lady over there might be able to make it feel better.

Narberal stared at him with no emotion while Ainz laughted and Kumagawa norted to the side. The two calmed down and fixed him with their gazes.

Ainz:No, no, I'm sorry. You sounded like such a stereotypical punk that I couldn't help myself.

Adventurer:What do you mean by that, huh!?

Kumagawa:[Hey, now! We're not here to fight. The only thing I want is to take quests and break tables.]

The adventurer made a confused noise at his last statement, but was soon meet with the answer. Before he could react Kumagawa picked up a table by it's foot and threw it at him. The table hit the adventurer who was raken along with it and thrown into another table, breaking them both in the process together with a blue portion.

Kumagawa:[And I see a lot of tables.]

The three looked to the passed out adventurer's direction to see a red haired girl approaching them. She looked really pissed for some reason.

Girl:Hey!

Kumagawa:[Hm?]

Girl:You just destroyed my potion! It costed a fortune! What are you gonna do about it!?

Kumagawa:[I see.]

Kumagawa moved to pick up another table, but Ainz patred his shoulder to shiw him there's no need. He took out a red potion and handed it to the girl.

Ainz:Here, this should suffice.

Girl:Huh? Is this really a healing potion?

Ainz:I assure you it is of very good quality.

Girl:...Fine. I'll go to a expert, but I'm hounding you if I found out it's fake!

The three paid her no mind and went to their rooms. They unpacked their belongings and both Ainz and Kumagawa took off the accesories covering their faces.

Ainz:...Narberal, what do you think of humans?

Narberal:Aside Kumagawa-sama? Utter garbage.

Ainz:You too, huh?

Narberal:That aside, Ainz-sama, are you sure it was a good idea to give that girl your potion?

Ainz:It's fine, it was a regular red potion. Also, call us Momon and Iihiko.

Narberal:Oh, I apologize.

Kumagawa:[Eh, if she becomes a bother we can give her to Demiurge-chan. I alwais wondered if that rumor about red heads was true.]

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