//mild?? spoilers??? for tmnt 2012 s1//
"oh my gosh, April your stupid father WON'T STOP FLYING. CAN HE STOP? DO YOU WANT HIM BACK TO NORMAL OR NO?" Raphael was screaming at April.
An average day in New York. I suppose, for the turtles. Nothing more normal and average than chasing your friend's mutant Ed Sheeran-looking big-foreheaded father in the streets of New York. (sorry ed) April's dad suddenly took a dive and April screamed in frustration.
Meanwhile, the boyfriends were on vacation to new york..!
"Omeegash new york is so cute and i would toooootally want to stay heerreeeeee ahhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!" prep said in his usual annoying voice.
"Aha baby you look so good in this super cute new yorkian shirt 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" prep said to nerd and his face turned as red as the period blood on my pads.
"uwuwuwu omg stawwpuhh you're making me blushhhh uwuwu........ not in the middle of the street..." nerd said.
"hey baba boos there's this super cool new yorkian pizza place. let's go there; it's only about a kilometre away" goth said while looking at his phone.
they all start walking down the street to the pizza place.
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April's father suddenly smelt something horrendous (smelt very delicious to him though), which caused him to swoop down and oh my lordy lord what did he see...! The boyfriends in their ugly hot topic forever 21 h&m uniqlo outfits!!! April's father is a mutant bat. But for some reason, this megamind-looking bat decided, "oh hey these humans look absolutely threatening, and the best thing of them all is that i am going to attack them and have them for dinner."
Then all of a sudden, the turtles hear a wail.
"NOOOOO DONT ATTACK US 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" nerd cried, his pants soaking wet.
jock was on the ground, passed out with shit-stained pants and prep is just running in circles trying to defend himself, and his boyfriends. goth decided it would be funny to kick the ugly mutant, and so he did and got himself a hard whack across the face. now goth looked like an edgy tampon.
"mr O'Neil!!!! What are you-" donnie jumped down and just stood there and stared.
"yo wait aren't those the boyfriends.." mikey gasped, pointing at them.
"aren't they wanted by the mafia leader jungkook?????" raph said.
leo came out of nowhere and stood alongside his brothers with his mouth agape. because the well-known celebrities of god who knows where are in new york, in front of the turtles and april!!!
"guys they are wanted" leo said.
"ok lets attack them" raph started charging towards them, followed by his brothers.
they started fighting and stomping on them, with april's father attacking. nerd peed himself as per usual, goth's head was busted, jock shat himself and prep somehow survived and is STILL running in circles. suddenly a loud bang rang out and everyone stood there with their eyes wide. two figures revealed themselves from their hiding spot. two famous figures no other than jungkook and y/n. mikey was about to scream in delight (he's a fan) (so is raph) (and the others) when jungkook pressed a sexy slender finger to his own lips, a signal for them to hush.
"don't tell anyone that we were here. thank you for killing them. we are going to pay you for your service," jungkook said, comically pulling out a briefcase from his buttcrack and placed it on the ground, "it's all yours."
y/n was at the back, whistling to herself as she hauled the boyfriends into the top secret alpha mafia van. she then hopped on and whistled for jungkook to board. the muscly mafia leader looked behind and nodded, then nodded towards the turtles and april. then he walked to the van and the top secret alpha mafia van sped away.
the turtles and april looked down and opened the briefcase.
"omg money!!!!! we can buy all the pizza in the world!!!!" mikey said.
"hoooly fucking shit. that's a lot of money." raph gasped
they started to divide the money equally and went about with their day happily.
April stood there, mouth agape, with an empty briefcase by her feet.
"MY DAD IS GONE!!!!!!" she yelled.
they did not hear her as they were planning on what to do with the money.
"oh my gosh it's like these guys hate me." april groaned and ran after them.
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y/n was seated next to jungkook in the driver's seat.
"I'm really fond of those guys. super cool weirdos. they got the job done faster," y/n smiled to herself and glanced at jungkook. definitely not hoping for a kiss or something because it looked like he was irritated and jealous.
but he only smiled and said how she was the goodest girl ever and the best omega baba boo he could ever have and that they were the best in leading the undercover bts mafia agency.
they were flirting but didnt realise the boyfriends reviving in the back.
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a/n: hi idk why this is longer than usual... so ninjago and tmnt (2012 and rise) r seriously giving me massive brainrot for the past month and it's like consuming me at a crazy rate. IF U LIKE THEM PLS BMF!!! ya.. so that's it.. thanks 😇
